Joseph Turman
@josephturman.bsky.social
Writer | Idiot | Interested in everything
Minty Fresh’s runway was absolutely stunning! #ukvstheworld
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Minty Fresh’s runway was absolutely stunning! #ukvstheworld
And my favorite song of 2025 is:
December 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And my favorite song of 2025 is:
Going into my top five favorite songs of the year:
Crème Brulée - David Archuleta
THE ONE. - Kesha
House Tour - Sabrina Carpenter
The Subway - Chappell Roan
Crème Brulée - David Archuleta
THE ONE. - Kesha
House Tour - Sabrina Carpenter
The Subway - Chappell Roan
December 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Going into my top five favorite songs of the year:
Crème Brulée - David Archuleta
THE ONE. - Kesha
House Tour - Sabrina Carpenter
The Subway - Chappell Roan
Crème Brulée - David Archuleta
THE ONE. - Kesha
House Tour - Sabrina Carpenter
The Subway - Chappell Roan
Some of my favorite songs of 2025:
December 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Some of my favorite songs of 2025:
For lease navy dad! 🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
For lease navy dad! 🎄❤️
I had some coffee that is not agreeing with my body.
December 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I had some coffee that is not agreeing with my body.
The probiotic I took entering my system:
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The probiotic I took entering my system:
I would say good morning, but we’re heading into the evening now.
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I would say good morning, but we’re heading into the evening now.
Kinda mad I still haven’t seen this…
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Kinda mad I still haven’t seen this…
Companies, stop hiring warm bodies.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Companies, stop hiring warm bodies.
Actually, I still have a crush on him, but my brain has decided to be realistic and claim it for what it is and all it ever will be. A crush.
Actually, I’m not.
I’m tired of having a crush on this man.
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Actually, I still have a crush on him, but my brain has decided to be realistic and claim it for what it is and all it ever will be. A crush.
Everyone was hating this album and I was living.
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Everyone was hating this album and I was living.
Not to bring the mood down, but I kind of hate eating. I had two meals and two snacks today and I feel really fat. Kind of hate the fact that I went from someone who didn’t know how to put the fork down to someone who doesn’t want to pick the fork up.
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Not to bring the mood down, but I kind of hate eating. I had two meals and two snacks today and I feel really fat. Kind of hate the fact that I went from someone who didn’t know how to put the fork down to someone who doesn’t want to pick the fork up.
My body when my vertigo is acting up and I sit down too fast:
a cartoon drawing of a face with the word steak written on it
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a face with the word steak written on it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My body when my vertigo is acting up and I sit down too fast:
I’m feeling the urge to lie down in a ditch and pretend I’m hiding from a tornado. Oooh, you can’t see me.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’m feeling the urge to lie down in a ditch and pretend I’m hiding from a tornado. Oooh, you can’t see me.
Actually, I’m not.
I’m tired of having a crush on this man.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Actually, I’m not.
Imma have to get a brace for my ankle….. I’m getting old.
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Imma have to get a brace for my ankle….. I’m getting old.
People talk about having conversations with your family to help them to grow and better understand marginalized communities. Problem is my parents seem to think I’m incompetent and do not give a rat’s a$$ what I think.
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
People talk about having conversations with your family to help them to grow and better understand marginalized communities. Problem is my parents seem to think I’m incompetent and do not give a rat’s a$$ what I think.
Not to sound too woke, but people referring to themselves or others as their dog’s master is so weird to me. Why do y’all so desperately need to feel superior to other beings?
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Not to sound too woke, but people referring to themselves or others as their dog’s master is so weird to me. Why do y’all so desperately need to feel superior to other beings?
What a good day.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
What a good day.
My state didn’t let me down!
Democrat Abigail Spanberger will become Virginia’s first female governor. (AP)
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My state didn’t let me down!
If Eve came from Adam’s rib, does that mean she used to be a man and is technically transgender?
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If Eve came from Adam’s rib, does that mean she used to be a man and is technically transgender?
Good morning! Play “Underneath the Tree” by Kelly Clarkson today!
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Good morning! Play “Underneath the Tree” by Kelly Clarkson today!
I’m tired of having a crush on this man.
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I’m tired of having a crush on this man.