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josephsiqueira.bsky.social
@josephsiqueira.bsky.social
Polar Party of Canada
(MPSP parody)
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Vote Polar to Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs. 🥶🇨🇦
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Votez Polaire pour Abolir la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🥶🇨🇦
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Polars are ready to build Canada Cool! Our team will add 6-7 thousands NEW jobs to our coldest industries in just a month.

Vote Polar! 🗳️🇨🇦

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Les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un Canada Cool! Notre équipe ajoutera 6-7 milles NOUVEAUX emplois en seulement un mois.

Votez Polaire! 🗳️🇨🇦
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Vote for change, vote Polar!
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Votez pour le changement, votez Polaire!
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Only 30 minutes left, GO VOTE NOW @polarmpsp.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Only 30 minutes left, GO VOTE NOW @polarmpsp.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Tomorrow is the last day to vote. Go vote for the @polarmpsp.bsky.social now!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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What does Polar change means for you?
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.

But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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The Jedis already admitted what Canadians know: Preschoolers have wrecked this country. Quanah’s agenda is a disaster, and Polars will tear down his failed bill.
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Les Jedis l’ont déjà admis : les Préscolaires ont foutu notre pays en l’air. C’est pourquoi les Polaires vont abolir la loi de Quanah.
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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This very angry JEDI MP wants you to think I was lobbied by a New-Frengland “Empire”—when I’m the only leader who condemned NF tariffs.

And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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The preschool-Jedis have lost their way in the heat.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Vote for Climate Chill. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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Votez pour un Climat Chill. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Even the troopers are hating the heat😂
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Tomorrow is the last day to vote. Go vote for the @polarmpsp.bsky.social now!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM