he's using the dart gun from metal gear solid

The original animated series averaged 15 episodes a season on what I imagine was a much lower budget.

you're missing five innings of nada so far so don't feel too bad about it

The second half of the season is ours for the taking

Ryan O'Hearn hits "lowest elevation home run of all time" asked to drink from homer hose

I'm an Orioles fan and I just want to say: he's probably the greatest acquisition any team has made all season when you look at the dollars to performance ratio