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Jello Polish
@josephlillo.bsky.social
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American by birth, Canadian by choice, Canadian-American by hyphenation. Resides in Epekwitk/Prince Edward Island. Retiree of hundreds of video games. Can do the Moonwalk, but not at all cleanly.
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I had to do it.
Picture of skeet. Picture in skeet is of bus with “IBS COACH” on it. Caption is “you know what I’ll take the next bus, thanks.” Skeet has 68 reskeets and 420 Likes. Picture of skeet. Picture in skeet is of bus with “IBS COACH” on it. Caption is “you know what I’ll take the next bus, thanks.” After I reskeeted it, skeet now has 69 reskeets and 420 Likes.
January 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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Homer Simpson holding aloft a full beer mug and saying “To karate— the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
January 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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“NO! ASH! THOSE ARE HER HURTBOXES! DON’T GET TOO CLOSE! ASH!”
Meme of Walter White from Breaking Bad (bald white man, glasses, beige jacket, blue buttoned shirt) held captive in a vehicle and yelling futilely to get his doomed brother-in-law’s attention.
December 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Facebook message thread: 1) Rodrigo Martinez: “If Burger King says hi to me, I’ll buy a burger right now.” 2) Burger King: “Hi Rodrigo! Don’t forget to send a photo!” 3) Rodrigo Martinez posts a picture of a McDonald’s double quarter pounder, fries and drink.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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“We’ve got that email ready for the Black Friday blast?”
“Yep! Wanna do a quick look?”
“Nah, I’m sure it’s fine.”
An email from OnStar Canada with the title “BLACK FRIDAY OFFER: Save 40% for 6 months.” The main image is in a circle in the centre of the email, featuring a Black female wearing a hands free headset. The words “Get ready for Black Friday” and “Get 40% off for 6 months” are around the circle in white text on a blue background.
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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First time really consciously trying to speedrun Hades 2, and I got this. I’m so pleased.
Hades 2 win screen for the Underground route showing a complete time of 9 minutes and 48.59 seconds.
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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The secret to a good marriage is communication.
Incoming text message: “Remember this for me Nabilone” Me: “🎶When the moon hits your eye And your pain scale’s a nine Nabilone🎶” Me: “Got it. ❤️”
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Charlottetown, Stratford and Cornwall are pushing things back to Saturday.
Facebook post from the “Louise Martin - CBC” account: “Halloween has officially been delayed in parts of PEI 🎃 ‘The City of Charlottetown and Towns of Cornwall and Stratford are advising residents that, due to a special weather statement forecasting heavy rain and strong winds on Friday, Halloween trick-or-treating will be postponed to Saturday, November 1.’”
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Unsolicited trick pic.
Picture of someone doing a tailwhip on a BMX bike.
October 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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This is... not about establishing how dangerous Killer Croc is.
An erroneous Google AI Overview, believing that a quote from Killer Croc in the Batman: Arkham Asylum video game (that quote being "After a while. Usually takes about eight hours.") referred to the time it takes for Killer Croc to find his prey. It actually refers to the amount of time it takes him to digest and pass his eaten enemies through his system.
September 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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A certain warroom right now:
Screenshot from the first Godfather movie of Tom Hagen saying “If we lose the old man, we lose our political contacts and half our strength.” The screenshot carries with it a sizable portion of our hopes and dreams.
August 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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AI is totally the future, you guys, etc.
Part of the Google AI result for the search “number of twin primes under 100,000,000”: “The number of twin prime pairs under 100,000,000 is not readily available in the provided search results. However, the number of twin prime pairs under 1,000,000,000 is 808,675,888,577,436.”
August 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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COMPLETIONIST PLUS PLUS, BABY! #Balatro
Balatro profile stat screen with 100% progress and best hand of approximately 1.84 billion. Win screen on Balatro, showing the official Completionist Plus Plus achievement banner.
June 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Now one away: Vagabond. I figured that I’d get @localthunk.com’s Jokers out of the way first.
Balatro screen, winning over Amber Acorn with the following Joker loadout: Holographic Gros Michel Showman Eternal Blackboard Negative Eternal Hanging Chad Eternal Blackboard (second one) Eternal Baseball Card With Magician and Strength cards in the consumable area, just in case.
June 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM