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The arm of Cyprian the Mage.

Please share this CFP for the second Gods and Monsters conference at Texas State.

Everybody getting this?

If anyone knows any literary agents––I have started writing a really amazing, lucrative book about lizard people.

Also, I think we all know the real reason why the literary agents want to suppress this book . . .

The kids are alright.

A youtube thumbnail for a video where Martins literally put words in my mouth. His mugshot from the Joliet police department. There is a reason the Church wanted exorcism to be deeply controlled and private. It attracts priests with the worst judgment and the most desire for clout.

NOLA bathrooms

“Do you have any questions about the menu?” “Yes, what level is the wizard? What are their kinks? Whose kinkiness did they exceed?”

Spotted today in Birmingham.

Spotted tonight at the house of found objects in Birmingham

On set in Pasadena, trying my best to explain the magick of Jack Parsons to the History Channel. “Could it be . . . This interview won’t end in time to catch my flight home?”

One day my name will be in lights at the AAR, and it will be spelled correctly.

Seeing my books in the exhibit hall never stops being exciting.

I’m excited for this panel.