Nazi font, 11 confederate stars: it all tracks.

Like if Ayn Rand wrote Jurassic Park.

Exactly—thank you! The Sibylline Oracles ... and the self-excoriating strain that runs from Cato the Elder through Lucan and beyond.

And here I thought his ads for Sam Bernstein were his claim to fame.

Seriously, what other president is even remotely in his league?

There was corruption in the Grant and Harding administrations, but the presidents were largely uninvolved. Nixon committed crimes in secret but didn't really line his own pockets.

Trump is like a Thomas Nast cartoon come to life.

This guys is just transparently a huckster. Even more obviously so than Scott Bessent.

He should have gone with a black turtleneck and a little George Carlin ponytail, like Krusty the Clown.