I’ve said in the past that I never post memes, but I make an exception when I’m the one that created it.

My gorgeous wife and I. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! My blood type is gravy

Meet Sasha and Norah, simultaneously the sources of my greatest joy and my biggest worry about the future. Also they go to timeout a lot.

This is Deric Cahill, who has like 1.5 million followers on TikTok and is selling out comedy shows throughout the country. But fuck him, he doesn’t have 15 followers on Bluesky. I’m opening for him tonight in Portland OR

For no reason whatsoever, here is a pic of my four-year-old daughter Norah. As you can see, she has not mastered the ways of the Jedi quite yet.