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Josephalopod
@josephalopod.bsky.social
He/Him
Worst thing he can say is no. 🤷‍♂️
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
That’s disappointing. I think it would be cool to have a game that’s impacted by your age. Like, change the dialogue to age-appropriate lingo, or (this is a bigger ask) maybe even change the setting to reflect the time when you were the main character’s age.
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s perhaps the most realistic plan, but it’s not an actual solution. Most people are still waking in darkness for most of winter where I live, and no amount of sunlight seems to help the drivers!
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sounds like the real solution is to have passenger rail instead of overcrowded highways and deadly automobiles.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Thought this was about Magic: The Gathering for a sec.
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good thing you only have to wait until 9:35 at the absolute latest, then.
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Everyone’s playing tug of war with the hour hand as if moving it an hour in any direction is going to solve our problems. We’re never going to have enough usable daylight in winter (in Ohio) because we work too much.

That said, DST absolutely slaps in summertime.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I liked that Prime 3 had characters, so I’m absolutely here for Myles and company in Beyond. But, if it makes Krysta feel any better, they mentioned that they can’t wait to get back to their families more than once, which means they’re absolutely going to die horribly.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I looked it up and it’s misspelled. I’m hoping that’s an official graphic from TP. 🤞🏼
October 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I don’t doubt the special appearance of Measles given the attitudes towards vaccination.

What the hell is Forgigato Blow?
October 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Happy to hear those kind words about Doug. The internet is often overwhelmingly down on him, but my instincts have always told me he’s a cool dude. It was interesting to learn about Devon as well. It’s exciting to have a woman step into the role, even if she won’t be in the spotlight like Reggie.
September 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
No need to make threats over cheese preferences.
September 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Why would I have been to a part of the south where there’s nothing but a Cracker Barrel for 50 miles?
August 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oh no. I’m being compared to a ridiculously successful and hilarious character. 😔
August 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Signalis is cool if you like classic RE2 gameplay, eldritch horror, and a lot of lore. Maybe too much lore. I hear it got a huge performance boost on Switch 2 too. I liked it overall, but it gets a bit trippy for me at times.
June 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Former Nintendo Employees Disrespect Comedy Legend and National Treasure Joe Lo Truglio
April 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The end of an era.
April 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Every day is April Fool’s thanks to social media and AI. We need an April Truth’s day instead where even the Republicans aren’t allowed to lie.
April 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I’m that guy who bought a Wii U. I’m also the one person who did not buy MK8 Deluxe because I didn’t feel like buying and beating the same game twice (I say as I glance over at my multiple copies of OoT). I’m an easy sell for this one, but I’ll probably still mostly play Double Dash!!
March 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Congratulations!!!
December 26, 2024 at 1:04 PM