Josef
@josefcoffey.bsky.social
Rideshare Driver and cat fancy (but I love dogs & all animals). I left X to protest Elon.
What's for dinner?
I'm having Teriyaki seared pork chops in olive oil with asparagus, potatoes & cheesy rye bread.
Key lime pie for dessert.
I'm having Teriyaki seared pork chops in olive oil with asparagus, potatoes & cheesy rye bread.
Key lime pie for dessert.
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What's for dinner?
I'm having Teriyaki seared pork chops in olive oil with asparagus, potatoes & cheesy rye bread.
Key lime pie for dessert.
I'm having Teriyaki seared pork chops in olive oil with asparagus, potatoes & cheesy rye bread.
Key lime pie for dessert.
This is Miny's "Put that camera away or I'll claw your balls off in your sleep" look.
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is Miny's "Put that camera away or I'll claw your balls off in your sleep" look.
Miny enjoying her daily sunbathe by the window.
October 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Miny enjoying her daily sunbathe by the window.
This is WAY too healthy-looking.
No problem: I just toasted Kaiser roll croutons in tarter sauce, mustard, mayo & black pepper.
Try it.
The aroma is fantastic.
I'll add Russian dressing for a pungent salad full of flavor.
A burrito with jasmine rice will accompany this.
No problem: I just toasted Kaiser roll croutons in tarter sauce, mustard, mayo & black pepper.
Try it.
The aroma is fantastic.
I'll add Russian dressing for a pungent salad full of flavor.
A burrito with jasmine rice will accompany this.
October 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is WAY too healthy-looking.
No problem: I just toasted Kaiser roll croutons in tarter sauce, mustard, mayo & black pepper.
Try it.
The aroma is fantastic.
I'll add Russian dressing for a pungent salad full of flavor.
A burrito with jasmine rice will accompany this.
No problem: I just toasted Kaiser roll croutons in tarter sauce, mustard, mayo & black pepper.
Try it.
The aroma is fantastic.
I'll add Russian dressing for a pungent salad full of flavor.
A burrito with jasmine rice will accompany this.
I love simple, colorful salads.
This has only 4 ingredients: spinach, tomatoes, thick-cut red onions & extra sharp cheddar cheese.
I'll have it with russian/Ceasars dressing.
Main entree: beef with tomato sauce, Brussels sprouts & mac 'n cheese.
This has only 4 ingredients: spinach, tomatoes, thick-cut red onions & extra sharp cheddar cheese.
I'll have it with russian/Ceasars dressing.
Main entree: beef with tomato sauce, Brussels sprouts & mac 'n cheese.
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love simple, colorful salads.
This has only 4 ingredients: spinach, tomatoes, thick-cut red onions & extra sharp cheddar cheese.
I'll have it with russian/Ceasars dressing.
Main entree: beef with tomato sauce, Brussels sprouts & mac 'n cheese.
This has only 4 ingredients: spinach, tomatoes, thick-cut red onions & extra sharp cheddar cheese.
I'll have it with russian/Ceasars dressing.
Main entree: beef with tomato sauce, Brussels sprouts & mac 'n cheese.
A little Chicken Ceasar Salad food porn for the adventurous.
The only thing missing are the slightly warmed croutons and spritz of lemon juice.
The only thing missing are the slightly warmed croutons and spritz of lemon juice.
September 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A little Chicken Ceasar Salad food porn for the adventurous.
The only thing missing are the slightly warmed croutons and spritz of lemon juice.
The only thing missing are the slightly warmed croutons and spritz of lemon juice.
It's not my best creation, but it might taste great: salad greens mixed with Russian dressing with chicken strips, smoked grated cheese & pepper.
I'll have it with saltines and veggie soup.
I'll have it with saltines and veggie soup.
September 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's not my best creation, but it might taste great: salad greens mixed with Russian dressing with chicken strips, smoked grated cheese & pepper.
I'll have it with saltines and veggie soup.
I'll have it with saltines and veggie soup.
A little food porn to whet the "dinner at 8" appetite.
Bon appeteeet.
Bon appeteeet.
September 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A little food porn to whet the "dinner at 8" appetite.
Bon appeteeet.
Bon appeteeet.
Hello!
He's into the wine & taking pictures of me.
Does anyone have the number for a shelter?
He's into the wine & taking pictures of me.
Does anyone have the number for a shelter?
July 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hello!
He's into the wine & taking pictures of me.
Does anyone have the number for a shelter?
He's into the wine & taking pictures of me.
Does anyone have the number for a shelter?
Any cat experts out there?
Miny LOVES to put her paws up against a hard surface.
Does this mean she's happy?
Sad?
Is she trying to tell me something?
Miny LOVES to put her paws up against a hard surface.
Does this mean she's happy?
Sad?
Is she trying to tell me something?
July 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Any cat experts out there?
Miny LOVES to put her paws up against a hard surface.
Does this mean she's happy?
Sad?
Is she trying to tell me something?
Miny LOVES to put her paws up against a hard surface.
Does this mean she's happy?
Sad?
Is she trying to tell me something?
She's holding up the doorframe, again.
I swear I do believe she was a construction worker in a previous life.
I swear I do believe she was a construction worker in a previous life.
June 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
She's holding up the doorframe, again.
I swear I do believe she was a construction worker in a previous life.
I swear I do believe she was a construction worker in a previous life.
Such a beautiful orange-tinted sunset.
Such an ugly, ugly nazi in our WH.
He thinks he has control over so much.
He sure as hell doesn't have control over this.
Fucking swine.
Such an ugly, ugly nazi in our WH.
He thinks he has control over so much.
He sure as hell doesn't have control over this.
Fucking swine.
June 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Such a beautiful orange-tinted sunset.
Such an ugly, ugly nazi in our WH.
He thinks he has control over so much.
He sure as hell doesn't have control over this.
Fucking swine.
Such an ugly, ugly nazi in our WH.
He thinks he has control over so much.
He sure as hell doesn't have control over this.
Fucking swine.
I love this weather.
It's a metaphor for tomorrow.
You're in trouble, Donnie.
It's a metaphor for tomorrow.
You're in trouble, Donnie.
June 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I love this weather.
It's a metaphor for tomorrow.
You're in trouble, Donnie.
It's a metaphor for tomorrow.
You're in trouble, Donnie.
She's thinking, "You just wait until you're asleep tonight."
May 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
She's thinking, "You just wait until you're asleep tonight."
Offering plates must be getting low.
April 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Offering plates must be getting low.
"You and that stupid camera.
Must you?"
Must you?"
March 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"You and that stupid camera.
Must you?"
Must you?"
I guess getting in line behind a Nazi swine is worth the economic consequences.
Today I deleted my account.
My relationship with Target is over.
Today I deleted my account.
My relationship with Target is over.
March 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I guess getting in line behind a Nazi swine is worth the economic consequences.
Today I deleted my account.
My relationship with Target is over.
Today I deleted my account.
My relationship with Target is over.
This is Miny ready for post-nap cup of coffee.
March 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is Miny ready for post-nap cup of coffee.
Here's Miny doing one of her 2 favorite things.
The other is eating.
Typical pussycat.
The other is eating.
Typical pussycat.
March 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Here's Miny doing one of her 2 favorite things.
The other is eating.
Typical pussycat.
The other is eating.
Typical pussycat.
This is interesting.
I like experiments with flavors.
Romaine lettuce with spinach & feta ravioli, cranberries, olive oil & lemon juice.
Russian dressing on the side with crispy bread.
I like experiments with flavors.
Romaine lettuce with spinach & feta ravioli, cranberries, olive oil & lemon juice.
Russian dressing on the side with crispy bread.
March 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This is interesting.
I like experiments with flavors.
Romaine lettuce with spinach & feta ravioli, cranberries, olive oil & lemon juice.
Russian dressing on the side with crispy bread.
I like experiments with flavors.
Romaine lettuce with spinach & feta ravioli, cranberries, olive oil & lemon juice.
Russian dressing on the side with crispy bread.
My camera's taking pics of me Ubering without my knowledge...forget big brother.
This is ridiculous.
God, I look old.
This is ridiculous.
God, I look old.
February 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My camera's taking pics of me Ubering without my knowledge...forget big brother.
This is ridiculous.
God, I look old.
This is ridiculous.
God, I look old.
Spring mix with a sliced apple, raspberries, cranberries, tuna, smoked salmon, peanuts, a spritz of lemon juice and a little olive oil w/thousand dressing on the side.
Heart healthy and yummy.
Heart healthy and yummy.
February 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Spring mix with a sliced apple, raspberries, cranberries, tuna, smoked salmon, peanuts, a spritz of lemon juice and a little olive oil w/thousand dressing on the side.
Heart healthy and yummy.
Heart healthy and yummy.