✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³
@josafiend.bsky.social
Uni halls chaos commander and part-time lesbian, who shouts at F1 cars 24 times a year 💙Carlando🧡
Probably listening to a song on repeat..
#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
#istandwithmochara 🇮🇪
Probably listening to a song on repeat..
#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
#istandwithmochara 🇮🇪
Pinned
Idk why we had such a hard time last weekend, Carlos literally trained for Florida conditions wtf??! 😭😂
August 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Cried at work. Bought cigarettes. Shouted at two dehumidifiers and now I’ve dropped garlic mozarella gnocchi filling on one of my socks.
Universe, we’re gonna need to talk about why you’re testing me..
Universe, we’re gonna need to talk about why you’re testing me..
August 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Cried at work. Bought cigarettes. Shouted at two dehumidifiers and now I’ve dropped garlic mozarella gnocchi filling on one of my socks.
Universe, we’re gonna need to talk about why you’re testing me..
Universe, we’re gonna need to talk about why you’re testing me..
Smashing out Gaerea to see if it makes me feel better.
It does not.
It does not.
August 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Smashing out Gaerea to see if it makes me feel better.
It does not.
It does not.
Me facing the slightest mental inconvenience:
August 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Me facing the slightest mental inconvenience:
Uuuuggghhh… another Deftones album that I have to declare undying love for.
The cycle never ends.
The cycle never ends.
August 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Uuuuggghhh… another Deftones album that I have to declare undying love for.
The cycle never ends.
The cycle never ends.
That’s me listening to Mastodon for the rest of the week then.. 😞
August 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
That’s me listening to Mastodon for the rest of the week then.. 😞
My TikTok algorithm is literally fighting for its life.
Does she want KPop?
Why is there metalcore here?
Who’s this guy in the mask with feelings?
WHY ARE THERE MEN WITH GUITARS KISSING???
*app crashes*
Does she want KPop?
Why is there metalcore here?
Who’s this guy in the mask with feelings?
WHY ARE THERE MEN WITH GUITARS KISSING???
*app crashes*
August 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My TikTok algorithm is literally fighting for its life.
Does she want KPop?
Why is there metalcore here?
Who’s this guy in the mask with feelings?
WHY ARE THERE MEN WITH GUITARS KISSING???
*app crashes*
Does she want KPop?
Why is there metalcore here?
Who’s this guy in the mask with feelings?
WHY ARE THERE MEN WITH GUITARS KISSING???
*app crashes*
Who’s your favourite character in KPop Demon Hunters (and why is it Mira)?
August 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Who’s your favourite character in KPop Demon Hunters (and why is it Mira)?
Me: I’m not sure if I actually have ADHD.
Also me: *sets alarm for doctors appointment for the wrong day*
Also me: *sets alarm for doctors appointment for the wrong day*
August 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Me: I’m not sure if I actually have ADHD.
Also me: *sets alarm for doctors appointment for the wrong day*
Also me: *sets alarm for doctors appointment for the wrong day*
Nothing beats a jet2 holiday.
Wait..
Wait..
August 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Nothing beats a jet2 holiday.
Wait..
Wait..
Respectfully, a Monster drinks holder already exists.
It’s called your hand.
The drink holder is your HAND.
Pick it up with your fingers and stop buying shit nobody needs from TikTok shop.
It’s called your hand.
The drink holder is your HAND.
Pick it up with your fingers and stop buying shit nobody needs from TikTok shop.
August 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Respectfully, a Monster drinks holder already exists.
It’s called your hand.
The drink holder is your HAND.
Pick it up with your fingers and stop buying shit nobody needs from TikTok shop.
It’s called your hand.
The drink holder is your HAND.
Pick it up with your fingers and stop buying shit nobody needs from TikTok shop.
I swear to god I am one more psychotic Lando Norris stan away from binning this stupid fandom off all together..
What do you MEAN they were hospitalised??
Srsly.. what’s good in fencing? Synchronised swimming? LAWN BOWLS??
Where is the exit??!
#F1
What do you MEAN they were hospitalised??
Srsly.. what’s good in fencing? Synchronised swimming? LAWN BOWLS??
Where is the exit??!
#F1
August 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I swear to god I am one more psychotic Lando Norris stan away from binning this stupid fandom off all together..
What do you MEAN they were hospitalised??
Srsly.. what’s good in fencing? Synchronised swimming? LAWN BOWLS??
Where is the exit??!
#F1
What do you MEAN they were hospitalised??
Srsly.. what’s good in fencing? Synchronised swimming? LAWN BOWLS??
Where is the exit??!
#F1
My top 10 ways to potato:
10. You
9. Can’t
8. Rank
7. Something
6. This
5. Godly
4. And
3. Existentially
2. Comforting
1. Tater Tots
🥔
10. You
9. Can’t
8. Rank
7. Something
6. This
5. Godly
4. And
3. Existentially
2. Comforting
1. Tater Tots
🥔
August 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My top 10 ways to potato:
10. You
9. Can’t
8. Rank
7. Something
6. This
5. Godly
4. And
3. Existentially
2. Comforting
1. Tater Tots
🥔
10. You
9. Can’t
8. Rank
7. Something
6. This
5. Godly
4. And
3. Existentially
2. Comforting
1. Tater Tots
🥔
Me: *trying to not lose my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*
Also me: *losing my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*
Also me: *losing my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*
August 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me: *trying to not lose my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*
Also me: *losing my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*
Also me: *losing my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*
One of my favourite people asked if I’d sit their dog this weekend while they’re away.
No worries, love to!
In return I will add myself to the Netflix profiles list and irreversibly damage her YouTube algorithm.
☺️
No worries, love to!
In return I will add myself to the Netflix profiles list and irreversibly damage her YouTube algorithm.
☺️
August 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One of my favourite people asked if I’d sit their dog this weekend while they’re away.
No worries, love to!
In return I will add myself to the Netflix profiles list and irreversibly damage her YouTube algorithm.
☺️
No worries, love to!
In return I will add myself to the Netflix profiles list and irreversibly damage her YouTube algorithm.
☺️
Mourn released their new song and visualiser half and hour ago and I am absolutely cooked.
It’s beautiful.
Going to be listening on repeat and seeing if I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
It’s beautiful.
Going to be listening on repeat and seeing if I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
August 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Mourn released their new song and visualiser half and hour ago and I am absolutely cooked.
It’s beautiful.
Going to be listening on repeat and seeing if I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
It’s beautiful.
Going to be listening on repeat and seeing if I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
No cheating, your last saved celebrity is your therapist. Who is it?
August 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
No cheating, your last saved celebrity is your therapist. Who is it?
GBWM. A new viral sensation project where I post videos of myself emptying my credit card for gig tickets, band merch and tattoos.
Go broke with me.
Go broke with me.
August 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
GBWM. A new viral sensation project where I post videos of myself emptying my credit card for gig tickets, band merch and tattoos.
Go broke with me.
Go broke with me.
Is he hot, or is he just six foot four?
August 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Is he hot, or is he just six foot four?
Got woken up by a guy talking on his phone at 5000 decibels (thru his car speakers) at 4am this morning and now my spreadsheet’s too bright and I can’t read my own handwriting.
Thanks so much. Appreciate that.
Thanks so much. Appreciate that.
August 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Got woken up by a guy talking on his phone at 5000 decibels (thru his car speakers) at 4am this morning and now my spreadsheet’s too bright and I can’t read my own handwriting.
Thanks so much. Appreciate that.
Thanks so much. Appreciate that.
Apparently my mother’s neighbour offered her the use of her Royal Horticultural Society card.
She called her ‘a neighbour with benefits’.
😐
I would like it if she never spoke again for the rest of her life now pls and thank you.
She called her ‘a neighbour with benefits’.
😐
I would like it if she never spoke again for the rest of her life now pls and thank you.
July 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Apparently my mother’s neighbour offered her the use of her Royal Horticultural Society card.
She called her ‘a neighbour with benefits’.
😐
I would like it if she never spoke again for the rest of her life now pls and thank you.
She called her ‘a neighbour with benefits’.
😐
I would like it if she never spoke again for the rest of her life now pls and thank you.
Brilliant. They didn’t put the batteries in it.
July 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Brilliant. They didn’t put the batteries in it.
This race is spectacularly boring so far.. mans are need factor 50 applying before that SC comes in.
July 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This race is spectacularly boring so far.. mans are need factor 50 applying before that SC comes in.
Wet tyres.
We might as well have unicorn hooves on the fucking compound options.. they’re about as mythical.
#F1 #BelgianGP
We might as well have unicorn hooves on the fucking compound options.. they’re about as mythical.
#F1 #BelgianGP
July 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Wet tyres.
We might as well have unicorn hooves on the fucking compound options.. they’re about as mythical.
#F1 #BelgianGP
We might as well have unicorn hooves on the fucking compound options.. they’re about as mythical.
#F1 #BelgianGP
FORTY MINUTES?
I’m getting my guitar back out. Screw that.
I’m getting my guitar back out. Screw that.
July 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
FORTY MINUTES?
I’m getting my guitar back out. Screw that.
I’m getting my guitar back out. Screw that.