Jorts Whisperer
@jortswhisperer.bsky.social
Show me your jorts. Alternatively, show me your book collection.
I'm no chef, but boyardeez days getting harder.
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I'm no chef, but boyardeez days getting harder.
@greenwell.bsky.social my copy showed up today! I'm excited to read it, moving it up to next on my list.
June 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
@greenwell.bsky.social my copy showed up today! I'm excited to read it, moving it up to next on my list.
My shirt showed up today.
May 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My shirt showed up today.
This trickle-down fascism hits different.
May 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This trickle-down fascism hits different.
He's a registered Republican.
They're doing this now because they don't want the Epstein releases to spoil it.
April 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
He's a registered Republican.
His name is Ricky, and he likes to hide in the McDonald's ball pit.
They're doing this now because they don't want the Epstein releases to spoil it.
April 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
His name is Ricky, and he likes to hide in the McDonald's ball pit.
What a weird way to announce a new Disney Executive.
They're doing this now because they don't want the Epstein releases to spoil it.
April 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
What a weird way to announce a new Disney Executive.
They're doing this now because they don't want the Epstein releases to spoil it.
April 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
They're doing this now because they don't want the Epstein releases to spoil it.
I like to design shirts for myself, but I know if I like them, others might too. So they're in my Etsy store, which I will link in the comments, in case these "Due Process" shirts speak to anyone else.
April 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I like to design shirts for myself, but I know if I like them, others might too. So they're in my Etsy store, which I will link in the comments, in case these "Due Process" shirts speak to anyone else.
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I'm starting to get an inferiority complex. Seems everyone's on these Signal chats but me.
April 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I'm starting to get an inferiority complex. Seems everyone's on these Signal chats but me.
This economy is crashing harder than DJT Jr when he runs out of cocaine.
April 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This economy is crashing harder than DJT Jr when he runs out of cocaine.
Since Nov, anytime I've been on social media, it's qualified as doomscrolling. But today, as I see all of these beautiful images from the #HandsOff protests... I feel as if today qualified as hopescrolling. This was the best thing I've seen.
April 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Since Nov, anytime I've been on social media, it's qualified as doomscrolling. But today, as I see all of these beautiful images from the #HandsOff protests... I feel as if today qualified as hopescrolling. This was the best thing I've seen.
By the time we're done unfucking this mess, not only will we no longer be the world's sole superpower, we likely won't be a superpower at all.
April 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
By the time we're done unfucking this mess, not only will we no longer be the world's sole superpower, we likely won't be a superpower at all.
Why the hell is Chuck Schumer the Senate Minority Leader when we have Senators like @captmarkkelly.bsky.social and Jon Ossof available?
March 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Why the hell is Chuck Schumer the Senate Minority Leader when we have Senators like @captmarkkelly.bsky.social and Jon Ossof available?
The worst part about being arrested by a motorcycle cop is having to hug him all the way back to the station.
March 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The worst part about being arrested by a motorcycle cop is having to hug him all the way back to the station.
To add to this, while I feel that all the casting has been very well done, I gotta say that Moghedian might be the best cast of all. That was NOT how I pictured her in either looks or mannerisms when I read, but this actress PERFECTLY gets this character across. She is HAUNTING in this role. Kudos.
I am so thrilled with what I have seen so far. The adaptations they've made to the storyline have fit, and have been good. I can't wait, as a book reader, to see where it goes. #WoT #WheelofTime
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The Wheel Of Time Season 3 Rotten Tomatoes Score Revealed - Is It Better Than The First Two Seasons?
Season 3's score is markedly different.
screenrant.com
March 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
To add to this, while I feel that all the casting has been very well done, I gotta say that Moghedian might be the best cast of all. That was NOT how I pictured her in either looks or mannerisms when I read, but this actress PERFECTLY gets this character across. She is HAUNTING in this role. Kudos.
I am so thrilled with what I have seen so far. The adaptations they've made to the storyline have fit, and have been good. I can't wait, as a book reader, to see where it goes. #WoT #WheelofTime
screenrant.com/the-wheel-of...
screenrant.com/the-wheel-of...
The Wheel Of Time Season 3 Rotten Tomatoes Score Revealed - Is It Better Than The First Two Seasons?
Season 3's score is markedly different.
screenrant.com
March 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I am so thrilled with what I have seen so far. The adaptations they've made to the storyline have fit, and have been good. I can't wait, as a book reader, to see where it goes. #WoT #WheelofTime
screenrant.com/the-wheel-of...
screenrant.com/the-wheel-of...
I don't understand, we already have a tradition, it's eggs, right? Don't we leave eggs on #cybertrucks? #tesla #elonmusk
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
Tesla Cybertruck Owners Propose: “Jeep Owners Leave Rubber Ducks on Each Other’s Vehicles; It’s Time to Start a Similar Tradition” – Movement Started After a Tesla Fan Was Caught on Sentry Camera Leav...
Tesla Cybertruck owners suggest starting a new tradition akin to that of Jeep owners, who place rubber ducks on each other's vehicles to express appreciation. This idea began when a Tesla fan was spot...
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March 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I don't understand, we already have a tradition, it's eggs, right? Don't we leave eggs on #cybertrucks? #tesla #elonmusk
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
I think the most revealing thing about Daylight Savings Time every spring is the fact that this whole time I was the problem. I had the ability this whole time to wake up a full hour earlier, and I didn't. I don't like it. That's why we have to abolish DST. I don't want to face myself every year.
March 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I think the most revealing thing about Daylight Savings Time every spring is the fact that this whole time I was the problem. I had the ability this whole time to wake up a full hour earlier, and I didn't. I don't like it. That's why we have to abolish DST. I don't want to face myself every year.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
My newest thriftbooks order just arrived. This author was just recommended to me by a colleague, and I am super excited to read them next. But they might be jumping in line ahead of a LOT of books... #booksky #reading #showmeyourbooks
March 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My newest thriftbooks order just arrived. This author was just recommended to me by a colleague, and I am super excited to read them next. But they might be jumping in line ahead of a LOT of books... #booksky #reading #showmeyourbooks