jorts
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Mumbling "Woke Chubb" to myself as I shuffle through the train station in City 17
October 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Mumbling "Woke Chubb" to myself as I shuffle through the train station in City 17
Brian Kelly is the JD Vance of college football coaches and I will not elaborate
October 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Brian Kelly is the JD Vance of college football coaches and I will not elaborate
@edsbs.bsky.social did y'all catch this
October 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social did y'all catch this
Edwin Brant Frost IV is the son of Edwin Brant Frost III, who is *not* the son of an Edwin Brant Frost Jr. or Edwin Brant Frost II, but that didn't stop Frost IV from naming his stupid kid Edwin Brant Frost V, so it seems like this family has always had some notions apnews.com/article/geor...
How an alleged Ponzi scheme targeting Republicans left investors and politicians reeling
The fallout from a failed Georgia lender doesn't just include small investors but goes right to the top of Republican politics in Georgia and Alabama. The U.S.
apnews.com
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Edwin Brant Frost IV is the son of Edwin Brant Frost III, who is *not* the son of an Edwin Brant Frost Jr. or Edwin Brant Frost II, but that didn't stop Frost IV from naming his stupid kid Edwin Brant Frost V, so it seems like this family has always had some notions apnews.com/article/geor...
dog are we really doing this wapo.st/49kZxkl
Analysis | We don’t know Jack
Jack Schlossberg, John F. Kennedy’s grandson, made himself a progressive social media star this year, even as Donald Trump drafted Robert F. Kennedy Jr. into the MAGA movement.
wapo.st
December 6, 2024 at 2:49 PM
dog are we really doing this wapo.st/49kZxkl
I'm afraid we're heading into a full-blown stomp-clap revival
November 28, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I'm afraid we're heading into a full-blown stomp-clap revival
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the elected politicians threatening to take away your civil rights are a distraction from the real threat to society: the college students who annoy me on the computer
November 25, 2024 at 1:23 PM
the elected politicians threatening to take away your civil rights are a distraction from the real threat to society: the college students who annoy me on the computer
Matthew Whitaker and all these other fucking randos popping up in the news the last couple weeks
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media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Matthew Whitaker and all these other fucking randos popping up in the news the last couple weeks
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner
Jay Leno ‘all black and blue’ after falling down a hill | CNN
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner
Watching the Final Deletion again
November 20, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Watching the Final Deletion again
attending this should get you put on some sort of watch list
November 19, 2024 at 11:21 PM
attending this should get you put on some sort of watch list
lol come on www.ft.com/content/d7f9...
November 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
lol come on www.ft.com/content/d7f9...
Regret to report the expensive jacket I got was 100 percent worth it
November 17, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Regret to report the expensive jacket I got was 100 percent worth it
we are so back
‘Inside The NBA’ will move to ESPN in 2025 in a licensing deal with TNT
’Inside The NBA’ Will Move To ESPN In 2025 In Licensing Deal With TNT
Chuck, Shaq, Kenny, and Ernie will continue covering NBA games in 2025, as ESPN will license the show from TNT starting next year.
uproxx.com
November 17, 2024 at 2:57 AM
we are so back
still trying to build my following list out so opening this app isn't reading 10 posts from the same person who just woke up and doesn't want to get out of bed
November 16, 2024 at 2:08 PM
still trying to build my following list out so opening this app isn't reading 10 posts from the same person who just woke up and doesn't want to get out of bed
All this for a bottle of Cupcake
December 25, 2023 at 1:45 AM
All this for a bottle of Cupcake
Just an incredible Mom text
December 5, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Just an incredible Mom text