Brent Jortsmann
@jortsman.bsky.social
Excel and cats. Also food. Occasionally bikes when it's warm enough.
I mean, who would'a thought a narcissistic pedophile rapist wouldn't do what's best for America. [That's sarcasm for those with their heads up their ass]
June 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I mean, who would'a thought a narcissistic pedophile rapist wouldn't do what's best for America. [That's sarcasm for those with their heads up their ass]
28 Dipshits Later.
June 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
28 Dipshits Later.
That's one take I guess. Honestly, them arresting the elected leader of a city means they are emboldened. And look, 'oh, he was released, yay'. People should be way angrier.
May 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
That's one take I guess. Honestly, them arresting the elected leader of a city means they are emboldened. And look, 'oh, he was released, yay'. People should be way angrier.
Makes no difference how quickly he was released. Never should have happened in the first place.
May 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Makes no difference how quickly he was released. Never should have happened in the first place.
oh, thank you. needed this.
April 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
oh, thank you. needed this.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
April 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Reposted by Brent Jortsmann
America voted for cruelty over competence and chaos over compassion
April 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
America voted for cruelty over competence and chaos over compassion
That’s just insulting. Canned ham is much more better looking.
April 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
That’s just insulting. Canned ham is much more better looking.
We could have had such an awesome vp. 😞
April 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We could have had such an awesome vp. 😞
He’s going to invade somewhere. I’m going to guess Panama. It’s going to be the dumbest thing yet. Nobody that does any international trade will side with us and we’ll become more isolated than North Korea.
April 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
He’s going to invade somewhere. I’m going to guess Panama. It’s going to be the dumbest thing yet. Nobody that does any international trade will side with us and we’ll become more isolated than North Korea.
Solid burn, 8.5/10.
April 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Solid burn, 8.5/10.
This is worth about 45 seconds of giggles. Maybe more if you're drunk...risky lookin' click, you betcha!
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April 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is worth about 45 seconds of giggles. Maybe more if you're drunk...risky lookin' click, you betcha!
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