"If they can dance on, on the head of a pin, don't that tell you something about their skin?" implies they're dancing on the pointy part, right? and therefore they are hard-skinned? but the head is the non-pointy part!!

Hell, the acoustic "Moving the River" too!

I really love the acoustic "When Love Breaks Down"

probably would've gone with "gumbple" but sure.

my nasty pit hairs would be gumming up the works in no time

I like the ones that are funny, I hope you did some of those!