Jorking My Peanits
jorking-my-peanits.bsky.social
Jorking My Peanits
@jorking-my-peanits.bsky.social
He/Him | Born in 1997 | Minors DNI.

at the stripped club and I torching it.
She riding me like a horse, so call me bruce syphilis
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Call me Dr. MPreg the way I'm breeding these trans men
January 31, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Honk that clussy
December 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She got that sisyphussy the way i slide it in only to have it fall out again
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Jerking till i jizz in my jorts
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Come on babe, I'll give you a good bollock.
Jizz on your face like Jackson Pollock.
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm proud to announce that I am writing a new book. From Elves to Dwarves: A Comprehensive Guide to the Pubic Hair of Fantasy Races.
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Fucked a man from Oslo. He was pretty good. Now I'm sucking on that Norwegian wood.
July 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I use the clitoris to send secret messages in morse code.
July 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
They should knit little condom-like jackets for penises so they don't get cold.
July 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
When you flip a coin, its always heads or tails. Why not pussy? smh
July 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Boobies.
June 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Put my cock in the sandwich press, call that a peninis
January 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The masculine urge to moan and whimper as you're tied to a chair and edged
January 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Where those genitals at?
January 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM