Saw Barbie

Peak dad movie

Might as well be about WWII

My son watched Pixels and has decided that Peter Dinklage’s character is “fire guy”.

That’s what my son thinks Peter Dinklage’s most recognizable characteristic is.

Fire.

"Explaining the joke ruins the joke" Oh yeah? Try not getting the joke, fastest way to obliterate any joke I ever came across

I wish to report a murder? www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

child insisted that tractor starts with a CH so I was pronouncing what that would sound like to get his ass and my accent and the field of linguistics betrayed me

Victor Wembanyama, taller than the average moose (at the shoulder)

(the moose's shoulder)

So you listen to “I will survive” and it’s like disco should have been forever and then some asshole puts on disco duck and it’s like yep, pack it in, show’s over folks

President Xi lives in an insane alternate reality where every time he's stressed he can just bring up his US news feed and get a real pick me up, washing his anxiety away.

We're doomscrolling and this man can just hopescroll whenever he wants

"Yeah they're called 'Arab Americans for Peace' now"
"..."
"..."
"The Leopards are really eating industrial quantities of face"