Jorge Medina
jorgemedina.bsky.social
Jorge Medina
@jorgemedina.bsky.social
he/him.
🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱 there might literally be millions of me.

I have programmed several times, I swear
Saw Barbie

Peak dad movie

Might as well be about WWII
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My son watched Pixels and has decided that Peter Dinklage’s character is “fire guy”.

That’s what my son thinks Peter Dinklage’s most recognizable characteristic is.

Fire.
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Explaining the joke ruins the joke" Oh yeah? Try not getting the joke, fastest way to obliterate any joke I ever came across
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I wish to report a murder? www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
child insisted that tractor starts with a CH so I was pronouncing what that would sound like to get his ass and my accent and the field of linguistics betrayed me
October 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Victor Wembanyama, taller than the average moose (at the shoulder)

(the moose's shoulder)
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So you listen to “I will survive” and it’s like disco should have been forever and then some asshole puts on disco duck and it’s like yep, pack it in, show’s over folks
March 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
President Xi lives in an insane alternate reality where every time he's stressed he can just bring up his US news feed and get a real pick me up, washing his anxiety away.

We're doomscrolling and this man can just hopescroll whenever he wants
February 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Yeah they're called 'Arab Americans for Peace' now"
"..."
"..."
"The Leopards are really eating industrial quantities of face"
February 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM