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Jorge Candeias
@jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
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Dia em que não aprenda alguma coisa é dia perdido.

AVISO: Esta conta pode conter ironia, sarcasmo, política, boa ortografia e ficção científica […]

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Até porque o Obélix, evidentemente, não é gordo. Talvez um pouco forte, mas não gordo!
A drawing of Obélix next to a smoking wild boar on a table, saying (in french) "I'm not fat! A bit heavy, perhaps, but not fat!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Acabei de apagar as imagens que tinha na minha conta de #facebook.

Deixei só a imagem de perfil, o bannerzinho, e estas duas imagens.

Não sei porquê, não me consegui levar a apagá-las.
Drawing of a white man's hand flipping a finger on green background. Photo of a saguaro cactus in some American desert landscape. It looks just like a hand, flipping a finger.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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@stefan The screamer isn't impressed, apparently.
Sequence of toots. At the bottom is Sefan's toot this one is replying to, and at the top, the Endless Screaming bot goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH as per usual.
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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While deleting all the images I still had on my unused facebook account, I came across this, and thought you folks would like a fun read.
This is the screenshot of a lengthy series of facebook comments that I simply cannot reproduce here (not enough space)
October 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Arrested by the genocidal regime of #israel for trying to bring some supplies to the extermination camp of #gaza.
Photo of Sofia Aparício, Portuguese actress and former model.
October 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Arrested by the genocidal regime of #israel for trying to bring some supplies to the extermination camp of #gaza.
Photo of Mariana Mortágua, Portuguese MP, head of the Left Bloc political party.
October 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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That's exactly my reaction, screamer...

cc @lowqualityfacts
A sequence of two toots. On top is Low Quality Facts saying "I was mistaken for a bot agin. So here's a recent photo to prove that I am indeed a real person. No I will not be providing any further context." The photo shows a half-naked man behind a big... hum... is that a piñata? Anyway, below the toot comes from Endless Screaming and it's one of its "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"s.
September 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Julguei que isto já estaria resolvido por esta altura.

Mas não. Aparentemente está para durar. E perigoso.

Pelo menos a avaliar pelo autêntico novelo que é o voo deste kamov.

#fogoaljezur
Flight trajectory of a Kamov chopper fighting a fire northwest of Bensafrim, in the Algarve
September 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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O gajo que grita devia estar pelos outros gajos.
Sequência de dois toots. Em cima, o Miguel Freitas anuncia: "Portugal é Campeão Europeu de Hóquei em Patins!" E em baixo, o Endless Screaming berra: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
September 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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@shyznogd.bsky.social Pois não sei. O que eu vejo é isto:
August 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I very rarely check my facebook account these days.

And it's even rarer to find there anything remotely interesting or shareable.

It happened today, though.
A captcha reading: "Verify that you're human [square] I recognize Palistine"
August 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I do follow God around here.

But I just had to add a personal note, otherwise I might even start believing in weird shit.
Screen grab of God's mastodon page (@godpod@universeodon.com), with my personal note, reading "I definitely don't believe in this guy!"
July 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Wouldn't it be a shame if as a consequence this photo would spread around like wildfire?

https://petapixel.com/2025/07/28/museum-director-charged-over-composite-photo-of-putin-and-hitler/

I'm adding it to this post so that you make sure not to copy it and paste it, like, ever, OK?
A poster on what looks like a castle wall, containing a composite photo of Putin and Hitler and the words "PUTLER WAR CRIMINAL!"
July 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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O "encalhe palestiniano".

Boa, boa. O estagiário meteu-se nos copos outra vez.

E para o caso de corrigirem entretanto, acho que vou meter aqui um screen grab […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
Por baixo de uma foto de uma bandeira palestiniana nas mãos de uma mulher e um barco de dois mastros no mar atrás dela, o seguinte texto: "Coordenador do Franca Insubmissa diz que houve detenção dos ativistas em águas internacionais. O navio Handala era a mais recente tentativa de a Flotilha pela Liberdade levar comida até ao encalhe palestiniano"
July 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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@dpaxorales.bsky.social Vivam os belgas!
Um monte de bolachas belgas, junto com outras coisas com cheiro a doçaria que confesso nem saber o que são (bem, há lá no meio um ovo... e pratos...)
July 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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@ritacarm Um destes?
A "sherlock holmes" hat.
July 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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@VeroniqueB99

(second time I've used this meme today, for pretty much the same reasons)
The "mother of god" meme: the drawing of a bald wide-eyed dude removing his shades with those words underneath.
July 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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@jonasnuts.bsky.social
The "mother of god" meme: the drawing of a bald wide-eyed dude removing his shades with those words underneath.
July 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Verão no Algarve, dentro de casa.
A yellow thermometer marking 30 °C
June 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Hey! It's #scifansat day and I'm there again, this time with a #sciencefiction story that was quite a challenge to translate to English.

Hope the effort was worth it.
The cover of this month's SciFanSat mag, depicting a young man with glasses, white shirt and red coat, and an orange cat, looking out of what seems to be an orbital vehicle's window.
June 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Oh, man!

The comments!

The comments! 😂
A list of top comments on the youtube video. The comments themselves aren't very relevant. What's relevant is that every single commenter has the meme as their profile picture.
June 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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@VeroniqueB99 Hm?

Shouldn't it be...
a mango
June 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Para a série: "cenas que me passam à frente da janela"
Uns quantos elementos de uma marchinha, vestidos e embandeirados em tons de roxo e branco.
June 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Resolução da assembleia-geral da ONU a apelar ao cessar-fogo imediato em Gaza.

Os EUA vetaram há pouco tempo uma resolução semelhante no conselho de segurança.
A table showing how each UN member state voted. 149 approved, 12 disapproved, including Israel and the US, of course, and 19 abstained.
June 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Also, this is misleading.

In this case, the post was not removed by its author. It's just a Bluesky account that restricts its visibility outside the BSky network, which means it can't be bridged.

So, yeah, it's a good start, but it needs tweaking.

#mastodon #quoteposting
Screen grab of a bridged bluesky quote-post, showing the label "This post was removed by its author" instead of the quoted post.
June 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM