Jorge4thletter
@jorge4thletter.bsky.social
Just got back from the Dumb Guy Olympics and they said I needed a ticket but I lied and said I was a participant so i only spent $48 and they gave me a badge that already had my name on it and let me run in the long jump sand
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Just got back from the Dumb Guy Olympics and they said I needed a ticket but I lied and said I was a participant so i only spent $48 and they gave me a badge that already had my name on it and let me run in the long jump sand
Adding “The Squeakuel” to every franchise movie subtitle because I’m not imaginative enough to find ways to ruin relationships definitively
January 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Adding “The Squeakuel” to every franchise movie subtitle because I’m not imaginative enough to find ways to ruin relationships definitively
He’s 30, dirty, and driving (to court mandated hygiene classes)
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
He’s 30, dirty, and driving (to court mandated hygiene classes)
Wonder what Mark did to have that dog behavior named after him
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Wonder what Mark did to have that dog behavior named after him
On rednote passively getting mandarin and fashion proportion lessons while watching spongebob clips
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October 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
On rednote passively getting mandarin and fashion proportion lessons while watching spongebob clips
Wyd
Wyd
Top 5 funniest jokes OAT:
5. Firefighter wearing an arson shirt
4. Saying “who? Me?” when the only other person in the room asks you something
3. Hijabis coordinating to win best hair at the end of the school year
2. Big chain leash on a little dog
1. A muppet among humans being treated normally
5. Firefighter wearing an arson shirt
4. Saying “who? Me?” when the only other person in the room asks you something
3. Hijabis coordinating to win best hair at the end of the school year
2. Big chain leash on a little dog
1. A muppet among humans being treated normally
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Top 5 funniest jokes OAT:
5. Firefighter wearing an arson shirt
4. Saying “who? Me?” when the only other person in the room asks you something
3. Hijabis coordinating to win best hair at the end of the school year
2. Big chain leash on a little dog
1. A muppet among humans being treated normally
5. Firefighter wearing an arson shirt
4. Saying “who? Me?” when the only other person in the room asks you something
3. Hijabis coordinating to win best hair at the end of the school year
2. Big chain leash on a little dog
1. A muppet among humans being treated normally
Live footage of me driving to the Transform Into a Simian Apothecary to get the reverse turn-me-into-a-Southeast-Asian-forest-dwelling-ape concoction because my id doesn’t match my face and I can’t get into the bar
an orangutan is driving a golf cart in a park .
ALT: an orangutan is driving a golf cart in a park .
media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Live footage of me driving to the Transform Into a Simian Apothecary to get the reverse turn-me-into-a-Southeast-Asian-forest-dwelling-ape concoction because my id doesn’t match my face and I can’t get into the bar
My friend with an extra ps3 controller and a lot of games says his butt smells like ass. What should we do. This is an urgent matter please advise. Again this is my friend just to clarify
June 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My friend with an extra ps3 controller and a lot of games says his butt smells like ass. What should we do. This is an urgent matter please advise. Again this is my friend just to clarify
If you get an immediate emergency blood transfusion, like not even time to refrigerate the blood, do you get that same weird feeling when you sit on a warm toilet seat
May 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you get an immediate emergency blood transfusion, like not even time to refrigerate the blood, do you get that same weird feeling when you sit on a warm toilet seat
If I were an animal the first thing I’d do is post up at a gas station. Imagine a kangaroo or gorilla just loitering on the side of the building. Am I waiting for someone to drop some snacks? Am I trying to bum a ciggy? Only nature knows
May 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If I were an animal the first thing I’d do is post up at a gas station. Imagine a kangaroo or gorilla just loitering on the side of the building. Am I waiting for someone to drop some snacks? Am I trying to bum a ciggy? Only nature knows
When I’m driving DoorDash i like to jiggle every customer’s door handles a lil bit so they know for sure their food is there like an irl notification #CustomerService
March 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
When I’m driving DoorDash i like to jiggle every customer’s door handles a lil bit so they know for sure their food is there like an irl notification #CustomerService
Introducing KevinCon!
Meet your favorite, well-known Kevins such as:
Bacon
James
Durant
Gutierrez-Kwiatkowski
Owens
Garnett
Hart
And many more!
Meet your favorite, well-known Kevins such as:
Bacon
James
Durant
Gutierrez-Kwiatkowski
Owens
Garnett
Hart
And many more!
January 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Introducing KevinCon!
Meet your favorite, well-known Kevins such as:
Bacon
James
Durant
Gutierrez-Kwiatkowski
Owens
Garnett
Hart
And many more!
Meet your favorite, well-known Kevins such as:
Bacon
James
Durant
Gutierrez-Kwiatkowski
Owens
Garnett
Hart
And many more!
Archaeologists: This is Pharaoh Tutankhamen, an ancient Egyptian king with the most intact tomb to date!
The world: oh shit King Tut what up 🤙🏼
The world: oh shit King Tut what up 🤙🏼
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Archaeologists: This is Pharaoh Tutankhamen, an ancient Egyptian king with the most intact tomb to date!
The world: oh shit King Tut what up 🤙🏼
The world: oh shit King Tut what up 🤙🏼
The Wizard of Oz could’ve kept up the act if he casted Door with Lock
November 30, 2024 at 8:47 PM
The Wizard of Oz could’ve kept up the act if he casted Door with Lock
What if vampires lied about garlic and tricked us into seasoning ourselves
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 AM
What if vampires lied about garlic and tricked us into seasoning ourselves
Report: Big ups to lobby against gravity
November 27, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Report: Big ups to lobby against gravity
That guy getting hit in the face with a twisted tea did more for twisted tea than any of their current marketing
November 21, 2024 at 2:40 PM
That guy getting hit in the face with a twisted tea did more for twisted tea than any of their current marketing
Café Tacvba is top 5 OAT
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Café Tacvba · Re · Song · 1994
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November 19, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Café Tacvba is top 5 OAT
Sorry, Derekoncilable Differences, I can’t talk now. I’m coming up with a fun, new nickname for this person I just met
November 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Sorry, Derekoncilable Differences, I can’t talk now. I’m coming up with a fun, new nickname for this person I just met
I’m watching UFC 1 and they were doing literally anything back then. Sumo vs French boxing, hair pulling, someone wearing a single boxing glove. It’s like fight club but everyone knows how to actually fight lol
November 18, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I’m watching UFC 1 and they were doing literally anything back then. Sumo vs French boxing, hair pulling, someone wearing a single boxing glove. It’s like fight club but everyone knows how to actually fight lol
Report: Bush Gnomes allegedly moving into vacant homes and using squatting laws to qualify for legal street addresses and exclusively vote against public school funding
via Me (gnome truther)
via Me (gnome truther)
November 16, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Report: Bush Gnomes allegedly moving into vacant homes and using squatting laws to qualify for legal street addresses and exclusively vote against public school funding
via Me (gnome truther)
via Me (gnome truther)
Just drank some water. Waiting for it to kick in
November 15, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Just drank some water. Waiting for it to kick in