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@jorge-s.bsky.social
On the Internet, no one knows you're laughing at your own jokes.
I/me, yo/mi
I/me, yo/mi
"How stupid?" you ask? Hmm…
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"How stupid?" you ask? Hmm…
Educated? Do you know what's in Harvard today? Larry Summers and Alan Dershowitz, for starters. Education is just another scam.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Educated? Do you know what's in Harvard today? Larry Summers and Alan Dershowitz, for starters. Education is just another scam.
Politics in the United Snakes is just another spectator sport. It's been part of the "culture" for generations now.
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Politics in the United Snakes is just another spectator sport. It's been part of the "culture" for generations now.
Let's not forget the times when Bibi the Butcher came to Congress and walked away not in handcuffs but with standing ovations.
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Let's not forget the times when Bibi the Butcher came to Congress and walked away not in handcuffs but with standing ovations.
Politics is surely incestuous. Once dubbed "the new Kennedys", the two were married for five years. That's a few scaramuccis longer than she lasted with Junior.
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Politics is surely incestuous. Once dubbed "the new Kennedys", the two were married for five years. That's a few scaramuccis longer than she lasted with Junior.
Roman Catholics would NEVER do that. NEVER!
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Roman Catholics would NEVER do that. NEVER!
It's not just the MAGAttes, you know. Blue Eloi hate us Morlocks just as much as the Red Eloi do.
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It's not just the MAGAttes, you know. Blue Eloi hate us Morlocks just as much as the Red Eloi do.
He manifested his assholiness long, long ago. He was even the inspiration for the character of Biff Tannen in Back to the Future (1985).
NYC knew he was toxic from the beginning. And NYC kinda invented toxicity, y'know?
NYC knew he was toxic from the beginning. And NYC kinda invented toxicity, y'know?
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
He manifested his assholiness long, long ago. He was even the inspiration for the character of Biff Tannen in Back to the Future (1985).
NYC knew he was toxic from the beginning. And NYC kinda invented toxicity, y'know?
NYC knew he was toxic from the beginning. And NYC kinda invented toxicity, y'know?
Most people are unaware of this, but King Dumpy the Flatulent ordered SEAL Team 6 to murder an eight-year-old US citizen within the very first week of Season One. They shot her in the neck. Took her two hours to bleed out.
magamagamaga
magamagamaga
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Most people are unaware of this, but King Dumpy the Flatulent ordered SEAL Team 6 to murder an eight-year-old US citizen within the very first week of Season One. They shot her in the neck. Took her two hours to bleed out.
magamagamaga
magamagamaga
They also flew MBS's flag over the White House in his honor.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
They also flew MBS's flag over the White House in his honor.
Roger Waters stands up for the downtrodden. That qualifies for a little more than nice.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Roger Waters stands up for the downtrodden. That qualifies for a little more than nice.
Times haven't changed. It's only that we've been the terrorists all along and we're just now starting to figure that out.
magamagamaga
magamagamaga
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Times haven't changed. It's only that we've been the terrorists all along and we're just now starting to figure that out.
magamagamaga
magamagamaga
The first speaker got me to bail even before his time expired. The Muslims did not invade Europe – the Mongols did that and then imposed their name, Türkiye, on Anatolia – and the murder of Christians in Africa has been a myth ad captandum vulgus that goes back decades.
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The first speaker got me to bail even before his time expired. The Muslims did not invade Europe – the Mongols did that and then imposed their name, Türkiye, on Anatolia – and the murder of Christians in Africa has been a myth ad captandum vulgus that goes back decades.
Modern Hebrew is a factitious language. It rose from the dead in order to give the Zionist state a veneer of historicity. Those murderous invaders speak English just fine when they want to. (YT link in ALT)
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Modern Hebrew is a factitious language. It rose from the dead in order to give the Zionist state a veneer of historicity. Those murderous invaders speak English just fine when they want to. (YT link in ALT)
The truth?! You can't handle the truth!
— Kimberly Gargoyle, former fiancée of Donny Jr and former wife of Gavin Newsom
— Kimberly Gargoyle, former fiancée of Donny Jr and former wife of Gavin Newsom
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The truth?! You can't handle the truth!
— Kimberly Gargoyle, former fiancée of Donny Jr and former wife of Gavin Newsom
— Kimberly Gargoyle, former fiancée of Donny Jr and former wife of Gavin Newsom
Available everywhere. Even at bike shops.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Available everywhere. Even at bike shops.
"Mr Royal Highness, sir, would you please autograph my flag?"
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"Mr Royal Highness, sir, would you please autograph my flag?"
God bless the little worm. Canada disowns him. Cuba disowns him. Even the Zodiac Killer tries to distance himself. Where would he be without the good ol' boys of Texas?
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
God bless the little worm. Canada disowns him. Cuba disowns him. Even the Zodiac Killer tries to distance himself. Where would he be without the good ol' boys of Texas?
Ditto for the political parties.
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ditto for the political parties.
She has some heavy competition from Season One.
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
She has some heavy competition from Season One.
Sochulizum? Sounds too scary!
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sochulizum? Sounds too scary!