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#Weapons is an enigma that will leave you guessing every step of the way, with a perfect blend of dread and, surprisingly, humor.
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WEAPONS: A Horror That Subverts Expectations
A town is mystified when an entire class of students disappears in the middle of the night. With the finger pointed at the children’s teacher and a month of no leads, some unlikely folks may …
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August 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
#Weapons is an enigma that will leave you guessing every step of the way, with a perfect blend of dread and, surprisingly, humor.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER gives slasher summer its killer comeback for the final girl nearly 30 years after the original.
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Slasher Summer Makes a Killer Comeback with I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
After causing a deadly accident, a group of small-town friends are hunted by a hook-wielding killer as they near the anniversary. Directed by Jennifer Kaytin Robinson and co-written with Sam Lansky…
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July 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER gives slasher summer its killer comeback for the final girl nearly 30 years after the original.
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SUPERMAN is a vibrant and energetic spectacle fitting for one of the greatest superheroes of all time. And above all, a delightful introduction to a new era of the DC Universe.
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SUPERMAN: A Vibrant New Era for DC’s Iconic Hero
When Superman’s arch-nemesis, Lex Luthor, twists the hero’s ancestry to make the world turn against him, the alien from Planet Krypton will have to fight against fear and hatred to upho…
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July 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
SUPERMAN is a vibrant and energetic spectacle fitting for one of the greatest superheroes of all time. And above all, a delightful introduction to a new era of the DC Universe.
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As someone who did not fully enjoy the Prattaceous era, #JurassicWorldRebirth feels like a much-needed reset for the series and a fun throwback to classic Jurassic adventures.
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JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH: A Classic Summer Blockbuster Adventure
A covert mission to retrieve dino DNA goes horribly wrong when humans come face-to-face with monstrous, mutated dinosaurs. Serving as the seventh installment in the beloved Jurassic Park franchise,…
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July 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
As someone who did not fully enjoy the Prattaceous era, #JurassicWorldRebirth feels like a much-needed reset for the series and a fun throwback to classic Jurassic adventures.
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Sadly, M3GAN 2.0 didn't do much for me. It has some silly havoc to serve, but I was left craving more in the camp and horror department.
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M3GAN 2.0 Gets an Action Upgrade, but With a Missing Spark
When a roboticist discovers that her designs have been stolen and used to create a militarized robot that has now gone rogue, her only hope for stopping it lies within her most unstable weapon. Wri…
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June 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sadly, M3GAN 2.0 didn't do much for me. It has some silly havoc to serve, but I was left craving more in the camp and horror department.
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BRING HER BACK is a visceral experience exploring many facets of grief to deliver one of the best and most disturbing horror films this year. In theaters May 30.
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BRING HER BACK: An Unrelenting, Visceral Depiction of Grief
A brother and sister move in with their new foster mom, only to discover she has a horrifying motive behind taking them in. Directed by Danny and Michael Philippou (aka RackaRacka), Bring Her Back …
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May 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
BRING HER BACK is a visceral experience exploring many facets of grief to deliver one of the best and most disturbing horror films this year. In theaters May 30.
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FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES is a bonkers bloodbath for the next generation. And between the chaos, a beautiful farewell to a horror legend.
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FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES: A Bonkers Bloodbath for the Next Gen — & a Beautiful Farewell to a Horror Legend
Tormented by horrifying nightmares, a young woman learns that her family is on Death’s list after her grandmother stopped a deadly disaster decades prior. As the newest installment in the ico…
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May 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES is a bonkers bloodbath for the next generation. And between the chaos, a beautiful farewell to a horror legend.
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CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD had so much potential to become a memorable slasher. And while it does boast an iconic foe, what's delivered is a mediocre horror film that feels like a tonal circus, unable to figure out what it wants to be.
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CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD Is a Slasher Circus
A group of small-town teens is tormented by a killer clown. Based on a novel of the same name, Clown in a Cornfield had so much potential to become a memorable slasher. And while it does boast an i…
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May 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD had so much potential to become a memorable slasher. And while it does boast an iconic foe, what's delivered is a mediocre horror film that feels like a tonal circus, unable to figure out what it wants to be.
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UNTIL DAWN is an entertaining survivalist horror featuring inventive kills and intriguing world-building. But whether or not it will be enough for hardcore gamer fans is to be seen. #untildawn
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UNTIL DAWN: Stuck in a Killer Time Loop
A group of friends find themselves trapped in a horrific loop with creatures that kill them off over and over again. Based on the video game of the same name, Until Dawn is an entertaining survival…
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April 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
UNTIL DAWN is an entertaining survivalist horror featuring inventive kills and intriguing world-building. But whether or not it will be enough for hardcore gamer fans is to be seen. #untildawn
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SINNERS is a breathtakingly beautiful and captivating story that takes an action-packed blood-thirsty twist.
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SINNERS: A Cinematic Horror Spectacle
Two brothers return to their hometown looking to reacquaint with their roots. But their homecoming houses some unimaginable horrors. Written and directed by Ryan Coogler, Sinners is a breathtakingl…
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April 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
SINNERS is a breathtakingly beautiful and captivating story that takes an action-packed blood-thirsty twist.
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HELL OF A SUMMER is filled with classic slasher camp shenanigans and serves an impressive debut for the young filmmakers, despite a few under-baked ideas.
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Slasher Camp Season is Here in HELL OF A SUMMER
Before campers arrive, a group of counselors kick off the summertime festivities. However, the fun is short-lived when a masked killer begins picking them off one by one. Written and directed by Fi…
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April 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
HELL OF A SUMMER is filled with classic slasher camp shenanigans and serves an impressive debut for the young filmmakers, despite a few under-baked ideas.
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A first date takes a disastrous turn when a woman becomes entangled in a deadly game. DROP is in theaters now!
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DROP: A First Date Gets a Throwback Thriller Twist
A first date takes a disastrous turn when a woman becomes entangled in a deadly game. Starring Meghann Fahy and Brandon Sklenar, Drop has the feel of a throwback thriller with a playfully modern tw…
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April 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A first date takes a disastrous turn when a woman becomes entangled in a deadly game. DROP is in theaters now!
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A24 unleashes mythical beasts in their newest film, #DeathofaUnicorn 🦄 jordyreviewsit.com/2025/03/29/d...
DEATH OF A UNICORN: A24 Horror Comedy Unleashes Mythical Beasts
A24 unleashes mythical beasts in their newest film, Death of a Unicorn. Written and directed by Alex Scharfman and produced by Ari Aster (Hereditary, Midsommar), the horror comedy is a bonkers fair…
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March 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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NEW PODCAST EP 🎙️
I joined HORROR 101 with Dr. AC and a few others to chat all things #Misery 🦶
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I joined HORROR 101 with Dr. AC and a few others to chat all things #Misery 🦶
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STEPHEN KING'S MISERY (1990) AT 35 - STORIES & SLEDGEHAMMERS!! | HORROR HISTORY
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March 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
NEW PODCAST EP 🎙️
I joined HORROR 101 with Dr. AC and a few others to chat all things #Misery 🦶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsnb...
I joined HORROR 101 with Dr. AC and a few others to chat all things #Misery 🦶
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Magic Mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest live-action Disney remake of all? Sadly, it isn’t the newest reimagining of the classic 1937 film 🍎
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SNOW WHITE: A Mixed Bag of Apples
Magic Mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest live-action Disney remake of all? Sadly, it isn’t the newest reimagining of the classic 1937 film, as Snow White struggles through a mixed ba…
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March 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Magic Mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest live-action Disney remake of all? Sadly, it isn’t the newest reimagining of the classic 1937 film 🍎
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To say I had a blast with NOVOCAINE is putting it lightly. Jack Quaid appreciation is here to stay. Ray Nicholson, the villain you are 🫶 Please see this in 4DX if you can! #novocaine jordyreviewsit.com/2025/03/13/j...
Jack Quaid Is the Quirkiest of Heroes in NOVOCAINE
A lovestruck loner with a unique condition jumps into hero mode to save the girl of his dreams. Starring Jack Quaid, Novocaine is a boisterous thrill ride of an action-comedy with an endearing lead…
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March 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
To say I had a blast with NOVOCAINE is putting it lightly. Jack Quaid appreciation is here to stay. Ray Nicholson, the villain you are 🫶 Please see this in 4DX if you can! #novocaine jordyreviewsit.com/2025/03/13/j...
What starts as an endearing rom-com takes a wild genre shift... taking you on a rollercoaster of a toxic relationship.
I caught the premiere of I LOVE YOU FOREVER at SXSW last year, and it's stuck with me ever since. So happy it's now available to rent!
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I caught the premiere of I LOVE YOU FOREVER at SXSW last year, and it's stuck with me ever since. So happy it's now available to rent!
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I LOVE YOU FOREVER Takes a Genre-Bending Look at Toxic Relationships
During a night out, law student Mackenzie (Sofia Black-D’Elia) meets Finn (Ray Nicholson), a ridiculously charming local newscaster. They connect on a level neither has experienced before, an…
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February 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What starts as an endearing rom-com takes a wild genre shift... taking you on a rollercoaster of a toxic relationship.
I caught the premiere of I LOVE YOU FOREVER at SXSW last year, and it's stuck with me ever since. So happy it's now available to rent!
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I caught the premiere of I LOVE YOU FOREVER at SXSW last year, and it's stuck with me ever since. So happy it's now available to rent!
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#TheMonkey is a devious delight from director Osgood Perkins, perfectly blending horror and comedy for a campy tale filled with shock, gore, and malevolent fun.
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Oz Perkins’ THE MONKEY Adapts Stephen King’s Cursed Toy in a Delightfully Twisted Way
A cursed toy brings misery to a family, but its evil musings may hit a precipitous after decades of laying dormant. Based on a short story by Stephen King, The Monkey is a devious delight from dire…
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February 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
#TheMonkey is a devious delight from director Osgood Perkins, perfectly blending horror and comedy for a campy tale filled with shock, gore, and malevolent fun.
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HEART EYES is a delightful slasher that takes a stab at the romantic-comedy genre with such precision, seamlessly blending all the best elements of each genre for an anti-cupid romp. #HeartEyes
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HEART EYES: A Rom-Com for the Twisted Heart
A Valentine’s Day business dinner takes a scary turn when a masked killer mistakes two colleagues as a couple in love. Starring Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding, Heart Eyes is a delightful slash…
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February 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
HEART EYES is a delightful slasher that takes a stab at the romantic-comedy genre with such precision, seamlessly blending all the best elements of each genre for an anti-cupid romp. #HeartEyes
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PRESENCE is an unsuspecting family drama that’s built on a unique premise under the guise of a casual haunted house flick — which audiences will either love or hate.
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PRESENCE: A Unique Family Drama with a Supernatural Twist
A family seeking a fresh start in a new home has their hopes interrupted when they suspect something else is inside. Written by veteran screenwriter David Koepp and directed by acclaimed filmmaker …
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January 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
PRESENCE is an unsuspecting family drama that’s built on a unique premise under the guise of a casual haunted house flick — which audiences will either love or hate.
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nothing says love quite like a live horror experience
Okay @broadwayinchicago.bsky.social coming in big with the Valentine's Day plans this year ❤️🔥 #insidious #horrormovies
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January 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
nothing says love quite like a live horror experience
#WolfMan is a moving story about a father's inner battle to be a better version than he had, but its emotional beats and solid performances from its intimate cast (especially Christopher Abbott) aren't enough when the horrors that transpire lack bite.
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Wolf Man: A Haunting Reflection on Fatherhood That Falls Short of Horror
Trapped at an isolated farmhouse, a family fights for survival against a creature as one battles a transformation of his own. Written and directed by Leigh Whannell, Wolf Man is a moving story abou…
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January 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
#WolfMan is a moving story about a father's inner battle to be a better version than he had, but its emotional beats and solid performances from its intimate cast (especially Christopher Abbott) aren't enough when the horrors that transpire lack bite.
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Okay @broadwayinchicago.bsky.social coming in big with the Valentine's Day plans this year ❤️🔥 #insidious #horrormovies
www.insidious-live.com#tour-dates
www.insidious-live.com#tour-dates
January 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Okay @broadwayinchicago.bsky.social coming in big with the Valentine's Day plans this year ❤️🔥 #insidious #horrormovies
www.insidious-live.com#tour-dates
www.insidious-live.com#tour-dates
These three are the only things getting me through January 🐺👻❤️🔥 #horrorfilms #januaryhorror #wolfman #presence #companion #blumhouse #neonrated
January 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
These three are the only things getting me through January 🐺👻❤️🔥 #horrorfilms #januaryhorror #wolfman #presence #companion #blumhouse #neonrated
Hi 👋 I'm Jordy, a film critic with a heavy focus on #horrormovies. Give me a follow here if that's your thing and also look for me on:
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January 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hi 👋 I'm Jordy, a film critic with a heavy focus on #horrormovies. Give me a follow here if that's your thing and also look for me on:
💻 jordyreviewsit.com
📸 instagram.com/jordyreviews...
⏰ tiktok.com/@jordyreview...
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