Jordo ➡️ FWA
@jordo4tomorrow.bsky.social
28 he/they • Dumbass weasel • 18+ ONLY • PFP @rabbitpatches.bsky.social
pizza and a pint of ice cream ooooogh
December 28, 2024 at 2:55 AM
pizza and a pint of ice cream ooooogh
“I can’t stop belching!” Is a hot thing to say in between loud, worrying, gut rumbling burps
December 28, 2024 at 12:49 AM
“I can’t stop belching!” Is a hot thing to say in between loud, worrying, gut rumbling burps
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i bet you've never seen a robot do this
December 27, 2024 at 7:54 PM
i bet you've never seen a robot do this
They’re trying to put me in the Orb™️
December 27, 2024 at 7:24 PM
They’re trying to put me in the Orb™️
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double cheeked maybe even triple cheeked on this fine night :3c
December 24, 2024 at 5:03 AM
double cheeked maybe even triple cheeked on this fine night :3c
I’m a machine that turns cereal milk into drank cereal milk
December 27, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I’m a machine that turns cereal milk into drank cereal milk
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Bruh my dynamo is going full tank build bruh
December 27, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Bruh my dynamo is going full tank build bruh
This is my emotional support 800000 tons of weasel fat
December 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
This is my emotional support 800000 tons of weasel fat
Sabotage is so hot for weight gain…sneaking heavy cream into someone’s coffee every morning or just convincing them to snack a bit more every day until they realize after months that they no longer fit in their old underwear or shirts….
December 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Sabotage is so hot for weight gain…sneaking heavy cream into someone’s coffee every morning or just convincing them to snack a bit more every day until they realize after months that they no longer fit in their old underwear or shirts….
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They said bears couldn't wag their tail, yet here goes @mindofabear.bsky.social
November 2, 2024 at 11:11 AM
They said bears couldn't wag their tail, yet here goes @mindofabear.bsky.social
Begging to get stuffed but by hour two of being fed by the hose you’re whining and flush with how fit to bursting you are…
December 27, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Begging to get stuffed but by hour two of being fed by the hose you’re whining and flush with how fit to bursting you are…
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Tomorrow, they probably won’t remember how this started.
But they will remember how good it felt ✨
But they will remember how good it felt ✨
October 22, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Tomorrow, they probably won’t remember how this started.
But they will remember how good it felt ✨
But they will remember how good it felt ✨
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Waiter! More being fed to immobility please!
December 27, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Waiter! More being fed to immobility please!
I put the ass in fatass
December 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I put the ass in fatass
They say you usually gain some weight when you settle down with someone you love but this is crazy…
December 16, 2024 at 12:31 AM
They say you usually gain some weight when you settle down with someone you love but this is crazy…
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Quick lil thing, but maybe three total hours of being classifiably long on this guy
December 8, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Quick lil thing, but maybe three total hours of being classifiably long on this guy
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drank a pint of ice cream after dinner
drank a pint of ice cream after dinner
December 13, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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drank a pint of ice cream after dinner
drank a pint of ice cream after dinner
Does anyone else get the thing where if you eat too much of a food or eat it too slow it starts tasting too much like whatever it is and starts being gross?
December 12, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Does anyone else get the thing where if you eat too much of a food or eat it too slow it starts tasting too much like whatever it is and starts being gross?
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i love my big dumb sabertooth tiger Magnus
what’s he even talking about?!
what’s he even talking about?!
December 10, 2024 at 11:31 PM
i love my big dumb sabertooth tiger Magnus
what’s he even talking about?!
what’s he even talking about?!
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brooo my presents are NOT getting delivered, look at my reindeer
December 10, 2024 at 5:20 PM
brooo my presents are NOT getting delivered, look at my reindeer
Do you think rocket raccoon would let me feed him to immobility
December 10, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Do you think rocket raccoon would let me feed him to immobility
Heavy is the weasel that eats cake
December 10, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Heavy is the weasel that eats cake
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As promised, the overly fat wolf
December 10, 2024 at 2:43 AM
As promised, the overly fat wolf
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Look at that do- I mean reindeer helping themself on some junk fo- MAIL! I got to stop stuttering in my text... Hope I'm not missing any mail because of Olive...
December 10, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Look at that do- I mean reindeer helping themself on some junk fo- MAIL! I got to stop stuttering in my text... Hope I'm not missing any mail because of Olive...