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Jordy
@jordicusmaximus.bsky.social
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*closes app*
October 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Clever clever

Convenient copy button for easy scamming
September 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I wonder if he's now an entrepreneur.
July 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The other people were extremely lucky he didn't kill them also, when flying around unsecured inside the vehicle. 😬
July 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
🤔
I also blame the advent reels.

Insecurity, isolation, and boredom driven by endless hours of scrolling. Algorithms just reinforcing any bad opinions they already had, and introducing people to fringe communities their friends and family would have otherwise warned against.
July 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The only thing that can come from all that is the complete elevation of society.. 🤔

You might be onto something there.
July 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
More like AmericanHistoryX party
July 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
😣
June 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I mean, tbf, it's been one big cringe fest since January. 😣
June 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
What? You don't want to read their 2000 word life story before getting to how one actually makes banana bread?
June 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
F'ng weird.
May 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
That show 😭
Side note, binging it during covid is what landed me with my current hair style.
May 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Fundamentally agreed.
The end fighter jet scenes were hella badass tho.
May 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What's up is down. Anything I do is the other guys fault.

🤪 Trying to bend reality itself to fit a narrative. History will not be kind.
May 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM