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Jordan H
@jordhe.bsky.social
Musician, educator, let’s build a left coalition, he/him

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I want to apologize on behalf of all guitarists for that johnny depp commercial. He’s not really one of us
November 29, 2024 at 3:02 AM
This is seriously one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read.

Like, see it’s not inflation because instead of buying two things they need people will just buy one thing. Which is fine …
".. During a radio interview Saturday .., Bessent said 'tariffs can’t be inflationary because if the price of one thing goes up -- unless you give people more money -- then they have less money to spend on the other thing, so there is no inflation.'"

@cnn.com
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‘Huge relief.’ CEOs exhale after Trump taps Scott Bessent to lead Treasury | CNN Business
Hedge fund executive Scott Bessent survived an internal squabble over the role of Treasury secretary, a key position that will face almost immediate deadlines and pressures.
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November 26, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Drake painting a tunnel on the side of a mountain, watching Kendrick run right through, then smashing his face when he runs after
November 26, 2024 at 5:53 AM
A lot of in depth takes but has anyone else noticed trump is just appointing celebrities? Like he’s just picking names he recognizes??
November 21, 2024 at 4:11 AM
There’s a lot wrong with the world rn but Dinosaur Jr radio is still alright
November 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
This the group chat equivalent of robbing someone at gun point and taking their Italian loafers?
LOL George Santos group texted the NY GOP delegation

www.semafor.com/article/02/1...
February 14, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Street roomba! Mb it even plays a little song
Gotta be a way to clean the streets without moving all the cars
February 13, 2024 at 4:44 PM
A real roller-coaster of emotion already today:

Wake up at 7 for no reason 👎
Start playing my little keyboard 👍
Forget to move my car for street cleaning 👎
Don't have a ticket 👍
Find a parking spot 👍👍
🔥Tamale stand on the walk home 👍👍👍
Tamale stand out of salsa 😭😭😭
February 13, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Gotta be a way to clean the streets without moving all the cars
February 13, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Proposal to revamp US education based on the correct use of punctuation.

Apostrophe: HS Diploma
Comma: Bachelors
Semicolon: Masters
Elipses...
February 13, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Hi it's me Joe Biden after the chiefs win you will be required by law to listen to "football boi (Taylor's version)" on repeat for the rest of your life just like barack and I planned back in '07
February 12, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Why has the husky voice said "flying around" like 90 times
February 12, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Incredible that streaming has looped us all the way back to pre tivo times when you can't pause a sports game nice work everyone
February 12, 2024 at 12:22 AM
In football you can clobber everyone except the other team's special little guy and the SLG is different depending on the situation
February 12, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Looks like a nice trophy but who is Vin Slum Barbie
February 11, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Postie bodied it and Reba is perfect ofc but if I were producing this show I would've had PM go country like he did and Reba go 2010 autotune arena pop like a little yin & yang
February 11, 2024 at 11:31 PM
When did John Denver get all tatted up
February 11, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Ok yes I'm watching the super bowl and that's on me but gd this is the most bedazzled thing I have ever seen. Maybe take it easy on the macho rhetoric if you're gonna use this much glitter
February 11, 2024 at 11:24 PM
How many American pro sports teams have had a coach named Shanahan seems like a lot
February 11, 2024 at 11:21 PM
The nice thing about everything having ads again is you can push mute and scroll with missing anything
February 10, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Lil home improvement ick for you
February 10, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Finally pushing play on the bear and the first musical cue is the refused 🔥
February 9, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Having a whew that's finally over chat with the neighbor because there was weather for 3 days
February 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Every time there's a Michael Kiwanuka cue it's like yeah, obviously. Perfect song
February 6, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Uber for umbrellas is that anything
February 1, 2024 at 3:51 PM