my middle aged very straight cycling coach putting on the gayest playlist i’ve ever heard this morning did something to me
June 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
my middle aged very straight cycling coach putting on the gayest playlist i’ve ever heard this morning did something to me
what is shaq doing working at home depot
April 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
what is shaq doing working at home depot
my clients are really grinding my bones to make their bread today
March 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
my clients are really grinding my bones to make their bread today
in the stage of ssri withdrawal where i’m experiencing 24-hr waves of dread and i’m actually so pissed about it
March 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
in the stage of ssri withdrawal where i’m experiencing 24-hr waves of dread and i’m actually so pissed about it
from leaving SO early to the brown line not moving for 15 minutes to the red line being both full and smelling like piss
the cta owes me compensation for my turmoil
the cta owes me compensation for my turmoil
March 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
from leaving SO early to the brown line not moving for 15 minutes to the red line being both full and smelling like piss
the cta owes me compensation for my turmoil
the cta owes me compensation for my turmoil
i think i just don’t like bananas i’m sorry
February 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i think i just don’t like bananas i’m sorry
back to reality (waking up with the crushing fear that everyone hates me) (and then having a single drink of coffee and feeling literally fine)
February 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
back to reality (waking up with the crushing fear that everyone hates me) (and then having a single drink of coffee and feeling literally fine)
ok but couldn’t they make nosferatu like… a little bit sexy?
February 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
ok but couldn’t they make nosferatu like… a little bit sexy?
this is gonna sound unhinged but i think my roomba is mad at me
February 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
this is gonna sound unhinged but i think my roomba is mad at me
sent my work this gif and told them that i am unable to come into the office today and i hope they understand
a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
sent my work this gif and told them that i am unable to come into the office today and i hope they understand
quick vote am i a cool girl for going to a dance floor alone and throwing it back or am i the problem
January 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
quick vote am i a cool girl for going to a dance floor alone and throwing it back or am i the problem
the only thing better than going to a wedding alone where you know only ONE single person (the groom) is going with a balloon cheek and a light black eye from oral/sinus surgery 🥲
January 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the only thing better than going to a wedding alone where you know only ONE single person (the groom) is going with a balloon cheek and a light black eye from oral/sinus surgery 🥲
we’re so back (posting about my perfect sad girl band on socials)
I played guitar, wrote, recorded, and mixed this bad boi. Pop Indie/Rock open.spotify.com/album/6K36Lk...
Bestie
Chord Boy · Album · 2024 · 10 songs
open.spotify.com
January 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
we’re so back (posting about my perfect sad girl band on socials)