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brojack horsefan, hoarder of build-a-bears, occasional tamagotchi tiktok star. i love gaius baltar. spyro the dragon is my restricted interest. she/they💘
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Antler Queen,
young and mean,
only seventeeeeen
hello my mid-early 30's, the void.
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
i would like to acknowledge THE scariest sunday of the ENTIRE YEAR is here -- it's the evening before the what is for many people the first full work week of the new year. not to mention it's 2026, lmfao.
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
she really just had to make them all watch???
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
why did they think they could just stab henry in his mind
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
STEVE
January 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
FIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOO!
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
"oh, sorry, it must have been my tone. my mother says i sound perpetually insincere" GIRL WHAT (...same!!!)
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"she must have hurt it. ... karen, with her wine."

there was, indeed, something in the air that night, fernando
December 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
it is unacceptable that it took me this long to watch interstellar. i have been got. gotten. gat.
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
SNOOPY HAS BROTHERS
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
why is lucy and linus's little brother named "rerun" lol
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
it's my bestie's birthday, got "golden - instrumental" on repeat
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
FIYERO
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
lmfao nvm
iiiii may have figured out the amount of extra time on exams that works for me! (ft. consuming a merry-go-round of focalin, propranolol, cheeze-its, and klonopin)
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
also has anyone else been having a weird time listening to katy perry 🇨🇦
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
not me taking the long way to listen to "popular" a couple more times. never, couldn't be!
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
what if toxoplasmosis is actually an adaptation to get people to have cats instead of babies
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
why don't they sell boxed celsius
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
iiiii may have figured out the amount of extra time on exams that works for me! (ft. consuming a merry-go-round of focalin, propranolol, cheeze-its, and klonopin)
October 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
melted like candy, thanks climate crisis
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #Halloween
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
you ever just google-image search todd chavez?
October 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
imagine it was "the fate of Jen" and everyone picked some canonical Jen to be like "NO SHE DIDNT REALLY UNDERSTAND JEN"
October 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
now that i've had three weeks to wear it and decided it didn't need professional correcting, i can now proudly report back to the void -- I DID IT I CUT MY OWN BOB
i really really really want to trim my own bob... it can't be that hard if it's not a straight line? :X i trimmed my own pixie for yearrrrs but that *was* easy.
October 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
jinu: i am a terrible person
rumi: i would still like to fuck.
October 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
taylor and sabrina do sound nice together 🧡
October 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM