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Jordan Wistuba
@jordanwistuba.bsky.social
Writer, Actor, VO Artist & Comedian 👀
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YouTube 📺: youtube.com/@JumboJenkins
Just came across this on moonpig.com, imagine being so cynical, loveless, and unwilling to engage in any sort of thought you ask AI to write, for *you*, a PERSONALISED GREETINGS CARD.

Anyone who thinks that's acceptable has unsubscribed from humanity. Insane.

#fuckAI #justpeoplewithnofriendsthings
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So glad to be done with Guy Fawkes night, spent the whole evening trying to convnce my furry little friend the world wasn't ending. Tbf, was also trying to convince *myself* the world wasn't ending.
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I have to get off my chest how heart-breaking it is to watch Omid Djalili and Bill Burr (ol Billy Bloodmoney) rationlise performing for journalist-murdering royalty in Riyadh recently. Money, fame, or both reveals character. Of which there is apparently far less than I thought there was.
October 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The new Dualsense update that lets you swap between 4 devices has been making me UNREASONABLY happy. Nothing gets me going like some tiny little convenience that makes my day 3% less irritating. Pump that shit directly into my veins.
September 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Thoughts on Silksong after about 15 hours. The game feels SO good to play, but is not rewarding enough for how punishing it is. Modding the game to remove double damage, increase my damage by 20% and permantly have a compass has helped. But the game is relentless and never rewards you accordingly.
September 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"Do you call everyone who seals you in a crypt a Nazi, Dr. Jones?" Absolutely hilarious 😂 Every now and again Characters Welcome comes out with GOLD like this. #sketchcomedy
You (Indiana Jones) Just Called This Guy A Nazi
YouTube video by CharactersWelcome
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September 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Impressed to see this intelligently discussed on American TV. Maybe there is some hope for the yanks. youtu.be/Vcqc_Oc3thc?...
An economy that works for everyone is not a fantasy – it’s a choice
YouTube video by MSNBC
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August 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
@haveibeenpwned.com Any word on the massive 2.5 Billion users affected in the recent Google data leak?
August 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Any female Scottish #voiceactors might want to give this casting call a look! www.reddit.com/r/VoiceActin...
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July 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Found a pretty #wallcat surveying the destruction of Storm Eowyn in Scotland.
February 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Anyone else not excited about Naughty Dogs new game, not because they didn't like "The Last of Us 2" but because the social media discourse was so miserable to just associate bad vibes with the company now?

10 years ago my head would've exploded for ND in space.

Now? Meh. OST sounds good tho
December 13, 2024 at 6:35 PM