Jord
@jordansimmons.bsky.social
As seen at The DisInsider and The Cinema Spot.
My favourite TikTok’s are the ones where they print out memes to show to Amish people
January 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My favourite TikTok’s are the ones where they print out memes to show to Amish people
I could be bald but I have hair so
January 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I could be bald but I have hair so
49 days until I see Jonathan Bailey perform (for me, specifically).
January 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
49 days until I see Jonathan Bailey perform (for me, specifically).
Jake Gyllenhaal is one of Hollywood’s most dedicated method actors.
December 6, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Jake Gyllenhaal is one of Hollywood’s most dedicated method actors.
It was hard but I finished A Little Life 😮💨
November 29, 2024 at 11:28 PM
It was hard but I finished A Little Life 😮💨
I will sue Sam Mendes for wasting 2 hours of my life. First show I’ve ever walked out on (and still had 2 more hours to go!)
November 27, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I will sue Sam Mendes for wasting 2 hours of my life. First show I’ve ever walked out on (and still had 2 more hours to go!)
They’ll never convince me you can sing, Hugh Jackman.
November 24, 2024 at 8:31 AM
They’ll never convince me you can sing, Hugh Jackman.
Another look at our town gallows ❤️
Not currently in use, though I often think of that horrible squirrel from ‘Ice Age’ when I look at it.
Not currently in use, though I often think of that horrible squirrel from ‘Ice Age’ when I look at it.
November 20, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Another look at our town gallows ❤️
Not currently in use, though I often think of that horrible squirrel from ‘Ice Age’ when I look at it.
Not currently in use, though I often think of that horrible squirrel from ‘Ice Age’ when I look at it.
Been thinking about how people got upset at Drew Barrymore for dancing in the rain. Still don’t understand the drama?
November 20, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Been thinking about how people got upset at Drew Barrymore for dancing in the rain. Still don’t understand the drama?
Whoopi Goldberg for AMI Paris 🔥
November 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Whoopi Goldberg for AMI Paris 🔥
A “cup of tea” my uncle made
November 17, 2024 at 9:21 PM
A “cup of tea” my uncle made
Hello, BlueSky.
Reporting to you live from the town gallows 🎤
Reporting to you live from the town gallows 🎤
November 14, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Hello, BlueSky.
Reporting to you live from the town gallows 🎤
Reporting to you live from the town gallows 🎤