Jordan Sam Adams
@jordansamadams.bsky.social
Plant powered writer bringing the self deprecation so you don’t have to. (He/They) 🏳️🌈🌱
Kudos to me for choosing a protagonist with a name I repeatedly misspell. Excellent writer-ing. Very genius.
a woman says she 's a genius while wearing a plaid jacket and hat
ALT: a woman says she 's a genius while wearing a plaid jacket and hat
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September 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Kudos to me for choosing a protagonist with a name I repeatedly misspell. Excellent writer-ing. Very genius.
The story of my day, in beat form:
Got ready for wedding.
Arrived at wedding.
Attacked by a battalion of wasps.
at wedding.
Fled wedding in Uber.
Got ready for wedding.
Arrived at wedding.
Attacked by a battalion of wasps.
at wedding.
Fled wedding in Uber.
August 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The story of my day, in beat form:
Got ready for wedding.
Arrived at wedding.
Attacked by a battalion of wasps.
at wedding.
Fled wedding in Uber.
Got ready for wedding.
Arrived at wedding.
Attacked by a battalion of wasps.
at wedding.
Fled wedding in Uber.
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
The problem with binge watching four seasons of Hacks is that there isn’t any more Hacks. Please send Hacks.
a woman is sitting in front of a window and says i 'll do whatever you want .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a window and says i 'll do whatever you want .
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July 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The problem with binge watching four seasons of Hacks is that there isn’t any more Hacks. Please send Hacks.
I wore a white t-shirt today. In case you’re wondering why it’s raining frogs and the walls are bleeding.
July 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I wore a white t-shirt today. In case you’re wondering why it’s raining frogs and the walls are bleeding.
The heat has barbecued my house plants. Any and all tips on preventing further barbecue-age welcome.
June 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The heat has barbecued my house plants. Any and all tips on preventing further barbecue-age welcome.
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Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
January 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
Kenny Omega vs Gabe Kidd at #WrestleDynasty was the kind of match I’d use to sell pro wrestling to non-believers. A masterclass by both.
January 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Kenny Omega vs Gabe Kidd at #WrestleDynasty was the kind of match I’d use to sell pro wrestling to non-believers. A masterclass by both.
Just treated myself to a sound bath whilst in an actual bath. My enlightenment knows no bounds. I am the embodiment of serenity. I have *super* wrinkly skin.
December 15, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Just treated myself to a sound bath whilst in an actual bath. My enlightenment knows no bounds. I am the embodiment of serenity. I have *super* wrinkly skin.
I’ve overwatered so many of my houseplants that I’m convinced they see me coming with the watering can and think “Lo, The Destroyer approaches.”
December 13, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I’ve overwatered so many of my houseplants that I’m convinced they see me coming with the watering can and think “Lo, The Destroyer approaches.”