Jordan ✌️
@jordanpelavin.bsky.social
33. DC. Queer. Jewish. More frightened of you than you are of her. All the takes here are mine, except for the ones I steal from my smarter friends.
How it feels telling people you're a morning person
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
How it feels telling people you're a morning person
Can I get a hell yeah
July 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can I get a hell yeah
Happy pride from the demon who haunts my texts, @mcnietzsche.bsky.social
June 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Happy pride from the demon who haunts my texts, @mcnietzsche.bsky.social
The fruits of my labor
(The berries I grew in my backyard)
(The berries I grew in my backyard)
June 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The fruits of my labor
(The berries I grew in my backyard)
(The berries I grew in my backyard)
Happy 8 year anniversary to the day I came home from work and the stairs to my apartment were just...gone
March 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Happy 8 year anniversary to the day I came home from work and the stairs to my apartment were just...gone
The group chat at 9 am for some reason
March 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The group chat at 9 am for some reason
When every Libby hold comes in at the same time
February 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When every Libby hold comes in at the same time
When the youtube video is called "Fall Coffee Shop Bookstore Ambience with Relaxing Jazz Music & Rain & Forest Sounds, 8 hours, No Midroll Ads"
January 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When the youtube video is called "Fall Coffee Shop Bookstore Ambience with Relaxing Jazz Music & Rain & Forest Sounds, 8 hours, No Midroll Ads"
Me: The RuPaul on the back of Joella's quilt can't hurt you
The RuPaul on the back of Joella's quilt:
The RuPaul on the back of Joella's quilt:
January 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Me: The RuPaul on the back of Joella's quilt can't hurt you
The RuPaul on the back of Joella's quilt:
The RuPaul on the back of Joella's quilt:
Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
January 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
Do you think that Zack understood, when he messaged me on Hinge like 4 years ago, that he was signing up to receive some variation of this text every day for the rest of his life
January 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Do you think that Zack understood, when he messaged me on Hinge like 4 years ago, that he was signing up to receive some variation of this text every day for the rest of his life
One last Hannukah mode for 5785
January 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
One last Hannukah mode for 5785
I heard a rumor that we might be in Hannukah mode?? Huge if true.
January 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I heard a rumor that we might be in Hannukah mode?? Huge if true.
Hanukkah mode? Oh, for sure.
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Hanukkah mode? Oh, for sure.
The mode? Hanukkah.
December 30, 2024 at 12:17 AM
The mode? Hanukkah.
Hanukkah!! Mode!!
December 28, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Hanukkah!! Mode!!
We're in Hanukkah mode!!
December 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
We're in Hanukkah mode!!
I said Hanukkah mode!!
December 27, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I said Hanukkah mode!!
I'm shifting into Hannukah mode
December 25, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I'm shifting into Hannukah mode
New season, new hat
December 17, 2024 at 4:03 AM
New season, new hat
My 100 top songs of the year only having two (2) songs from men and one of them is Allentown by Billy Joel is deeply funny
December 4, 2024 at 7:52 PM
My 100 top songs of the year only having two (2) songs from men and one of them is Allentown by Billy Joel is deeply funny
One of my favorite hobbies is finding weird shit on facebook marketplace, so here are some recent gems for y'all to enjoy
November 24, 2024 at 9:23 PM
One of my favorite hobbies is finding weird shit on facebook marketplace, so here are some recent gems for y'all to enjoy
It's actually insane that I'm supposed to be productive when this is happening right next to me
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 PM
It's actually insane that I'm supposed to be productive when this is happening right next to me
I'm handling the news really well, thank you for asking
November 19, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I'm handling the news really well, thank you for asking
Could not bear to put away the skeleton post-Halloween, so I think I'm just going to keep getting him seasonally appropriate outfits forever
November 18, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Could not bear to put away the skeleton post-Halloween, so I think I'm just going to keep getting him seasonally appropriate outfits forever