Jordan
jordanonbrand.bsky.social
Jordan
@jordanonbrand.bsky.social
Brands and TV and Mess
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DARK SIDED
January 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 4:46 PM
My PopSocket broke 2 days ago and I don't know how y'all live like this. I've been worried about dropping my phone every time I pick it up
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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Does anybody know how to make my TL pick up where I left off on here, instead of just taking me to the most recent skeets first? I wanna start in the past and catch up to the present
November 17, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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in a notoriously fickle environment for TV ratings, the show that regularly delivers? the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade! www.nytimes.com/2024/11/27/b...

John Koblin with the fascinating details here
Why Do We Love the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade So Much?
The nostalgia-fueled production has been the most-watched entertainment program in the United States for the past three years, ahead of the Oscars and the World Series.
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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y’all are too quick omg 😂😂😂
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Nothing is sacred
Have you all internalized that the new AF1 is going to have that paint job he liked, right?
November 27, 2024 at 1:50 AM
@xjonnyc.bsky.social has anyone started a favorite plane thread on here? No? Fine, I'll kick us off.

- Regional: CRJ 550
- Mainline Narrowbody: Tie: A220-300 & B757
- Widebody (besides the Queen - too obvious): Hot take? B777-300ER
November 27, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Denzel in Gladiator? It's a shame there's no Oscar for best comedic performance
November 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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Cold weather phrases…

7. It’s pig cold (German)
6. It’s duck cold (French)
5. It’s dick cold (Greek)
4. It’s as cold as Russian hell (Finnish)
3. It’s so cold the crow rides the bus (Spanish)
2. It’s so cold that foxes are shitting copper (Turkish)
1. Penguins are begging for tea money (Croatian)
November 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Why does Coca Cola have a global head of generative AI? For what? Other than that dumb ad, what does that person do?
November 21, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Does anybody know how to make my TL pick up where I left off on here, instead of just taking me to the most recent skeets first? I wanna start in the past and catch up to the present
November 17, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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I was onto something
Twitter: broke
Bluesky: bespoke
Threads: here’s an unwanted message from Diet Coke
November 13, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Google for "Sky Follower Bridge"! It's a little buggy, you may need to run it a few times before it gets everyone. If it comes up blank, wait an hour and try again. Also @peacewind152.bsky.social has a great aviation account starter pack on her page!
November 8, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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It bears repeating rn, but there’s a Chrome extension that will slurp up your Twitter follower / following list and connect you with them on here
November 6, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Which one of these will end up like Google+?
July 6, 2023 at 12:29 AM