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jordanniamalfoy.bsky.social
@jordanniamalfoy.bsky.social
Recieved my Kickstarter commission from @silvaniart.bsky.social and now my wall is complete. If you haven't read Pirates: a Graphic History, you're missing out on a blimey good time.
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Getting my kiddo into late 90s/early 2000s British pop music and man, was that an era.
October 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I am in this post and I don't like it
My pop culture references are older than people who are whole ass adults
September 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Single white dudes in trucks in this area do not grasp the concept that the far left lane is for HOVs and not their personal speedway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My cat is sleeping on my lap (normal) with his face directly down in my leg (not normal), so I have one spot on my leg that is molten hot from all his breathing but I won't dare disturb him.
September 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is my morning and I am STOKED.
August 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Celebrating the 4th of July by not being in a country that celebrates the 4th of July.

It's so nice and quiet and non-Trump-y.
July 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I saw a post where someone was asking for K-pop recs similar to Saja Boys' "Idol" and I am still mad/disappointed it was like 30+ replies before someone said VIXX.

Chris reminded me that I am old 🙄
July 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Pokemon team commission for @jordanniamalfoy.bsky.social
May 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I would like to sleep but I have one lung that's like "hey, wanna know what it'd feel like to have your lung played like a xylophone?"
April 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
There are times where I think I'm mishearing the lyrics and then there are times where I am vindicated. This is the latter.
March 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Of all the Disney movies, the Little Mermaid is the most infuriating to watch as an adult (and now parent). Like read your contract, you petulant child.

Ursula still rocks though 🐚
March 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I am in the middle of Tokyo during community day and this is my view. WTF.
February 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Massively jet-lagged and mostly out of spoons, but I got to hug my best friend for the first time since September, so it's all worth it.
January 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Well I survived a 30+ hour travel day with a toddler. And an entire wide body jet full of Japanese people now know the phrase "Keepy Uppy" thanks to said overtired, overstimulated toddler 🎈
January 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.

Proto Zoa close second.
January 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM