Jordan
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Jordan
@jordanmurphy.bsky.social
Three raccoons in a trenchcoat.
Des Moines meme enthusiast.
As our country rapidly moves towards fascism, we are pleased to offer our orphan crushing machine in Rainbow

—my emails and social media feeds
June 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Reposted by Jordan
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Kathmandu restaurant fuckin’ rules
February 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
In general, thanks for your courage, but keep yourself safe. Here’s a how-to for federal employees who have information they need to share, but need to limit risk.

freedom.press/digisec/blog...
Here’s how to share sensitive leaks with the press
Thinking about securely leaking information to news organizations? This guide will show you how.
freedom.press
February 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Always a good reminder. I’ve been really proud of all the fed employees sharing leaks with the press, but make sure to cover your own butt and scan for spaces, intentional typos, odd characters etc.
Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.
February 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Yeah, well, in Iowa, one of my senators stole a Supreme Court seat, and the other is the pivotal vote to put a TV idiot in charge of the DoD
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Time to pay for every Muppet to attend in-state public university
forget carbon footprint what abt muppet murder
January 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Minnie Cox was a black postmaster in Indianola, MS. In 1902, the town forced her out, so Teddy Roosevelt continued paying her salary while she was exiled to Birmingham for two years. TR then moved the town’s post office 30 miles away as a punishment, until they begged her to come back in 1904.
Minnie Geddings Cox and the Indianola Affair, 1902-1904 - 2018-03
In January 1903, President Theodore Roosevelt refused to accept the resignation of Minnie Geddings Cox, postmistress for the city of Indianola and Mississippi’s first African American postmistress. Ro...
www.mshistorynow.mdah.ms.gov
January 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
January 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The best restaurant I’ve been to is Willie Mae’s Scotch House in New Orleans. They had an electrical fire in early 2023 and have been closed since. I just learned they opened a location downtown, near where we’re staying for Kyrstin’s conference. I have not been this excited for a long time.
January 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Does anyone know how my cat Artemis can apply for a position in Trump’s Cabinet? He’s the worst cat in the world: mean, chaotic, anxious, disgusting, and spiteful. Artie even has a foot fetish and a long history of physical violence against women. He’d fit right in.
December 5, 2024 at 6:20 PM
How to have fun on Bluesky
How I Accidentally Ruined Bluesky With Pictures of Sexy Alf
Yeah, it was me. And I haven't had this much fun on the Internet in years.
faineg.substack.com
November 26, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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