Jordan Garcia
jordangwv.bsky.social
Jordan Garcia
@jordangwv.bsky.social
Husband. Girl dad. Disciple. Licensed for Property, Casualty, Life, and Health insurance in WV, KY, and OH.
So much winning.
April 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Apparently, Ahland residents were all woken up around 4:30am by a tornado warning or something. It was just a regular thunderstorm in the Huntington area 🤷🏽‍♂️
April 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For context, we've had birds and other flying critters in our house before. Sarah called me yesterday on my way home to inform me that a "bat or something" was trapped in the bathroom. I get home, my adrenaline is priming me to catch the little critter, and this is what I see. 🤦🏽‍♂️😂
#AprilFools
April 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Me reading national security secrets bc I've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I heard this scripture repeatedly at the Huntington City Council budget meeting. I appreciate the conviction of so many of my peers in supporting my beliefs. Truly, faith in Jesus Christ requires compassion for the least of His. #compassion #homeless #empathy
March 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So, the illegal immigrants aren't the ones bringing in the fentanyl? *Gasps* 😒
March 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm very happy that everyone's life is still intact, although their lifestyles will vary depending on savings, loss of use coverage, etc. Several members of our community will be in need. Please give what you can when you can. I'll keep an eye out for any organized efforts.
#huntingtonwv
March 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Iykyk 😂😩
#sales #saleshumor
March 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I need this in my life rn
March 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I like birding, and I'm looking forward to mowing my lawn this afternoon. Does that make me old? 😅
March 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
March 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I see these two mourning doves most mornings and afternoons. They sit together at the same spot on these power lines in front of our house. Today, I spotted them working on their nest ❤️ 🕊️
March 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I can't wait to be profiled 🙄
March 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
March 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
About a week ago, I accepted the invitation to enroll in the State Farm Agent Aspirant Program. This program is designed to prepare select Agents Team Members to one day own and operate a State Farm agency. It's a daunting challenge, but I've always welcomed a good challenge. 😉
February 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The birds are coming back 😊
February 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Some good-smelling wax can't pay your family's bills if you die.
February 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
WV Senator Tarr wants opioid addicts to die rather than get recovery.
February 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"The law means whatever I say it means"
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
February 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Apparently didn't understand..."
What an understatement 😮‍💨🙄😒
#DOGE
February 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me seeing the sun for the first time in a week
February 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is from one of my notoriously conservative neighbors. He voted for Trump. Folks, there's still hope 🫠
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What we usually buy. The price may have actually decreased a bit since I last purchased (we don't buy a lot of eggs)
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My kid on their way to the pantry after I already told them no snacks
February 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What is wrong with y'all? 🤦🏽‍♂️
#insurance #saleshumor #sales
February 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM