Yesss such a hidden gem

He's so boyfailure jobber babygirl perfection frfr

I don't like that I "Like"'d this

It's frfr neato

Hey... it's sus as fuck that they're trying to cut him off while talking about grocery budget relief for civilians like damn

Real

5) Favorite shows - My comfort food. Sitcoms. Crazy Ex Girlfriend and Community are my top picks to repeatedly binge. New Girl, Brooklyn 99, and How I Met Your Mother are vaguely up there too

Weirdest thing about the people I date is a disproportionate amount of cosplayers. Soooooo many go to Sakura con and stuff. And neurodivergent gamers even though I do not seek them out. Each year, a single building may contain at least half the people I've ever dated

4) It depends on in hookups and clients count as dates? But for people I met up with one-on-one with romantic intent, probably... just a dozen? Until I graduated college I only dated one person so everything after was while trying to adult

3) Worst habit is probably leaving cans of seltzer in our home. Just everywhere and stacked in piles. Tempting to watch it build into a small tower one of these days.

either that or uncool depressiony thoughts

2) Last call was from school. Was having enrollment and account issues

1) Last text I got was from partner. They couldn't find their Lorcana deck and apparently it was underneath the stuffed panda in my room. Still no clue why it was there

Elliot oh my heart would be enthusiastic to be at your table more

Saving this for rainy day brb cry

Real talk what's it like having either?

Well now I need to ask, your assessments of

- V8

- Clamato

- Bloody Marys