Jordan
jordancj.bsky.social
Jordan
@jordancj.bsky.social
Wine lover, corporate busyboy, choir fanatic, kitchen mess-creator

Naarm • 29 • he/him • 🏳️‍🌈
I ended up entering it so much I somehow committed it to memory 😂
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You always have the cutest speedos 😍
October 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
2km is a very solid effort!! 🥵
October 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
why is this video 8 hours long? 🥵
October 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Hahaha we’re already three down in less than 24 hours. Whoopsies…
September 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
dat bulge 😍🥵
June 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
😍😍
June 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
uhh I really wasn’t clocking the sunburn 😏
May 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
*drools 🥵
May 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Is it usually that green?
May 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Sir, those nips 🔥
May 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
you heard correctly 🥵
May 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Can I just say, the image description is so beautifully and thoughtfully written that it’s almost hotter than the image itself 🔥
April 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Thankfully I’m still in my 20s 😂
April 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This is super exciting!! 💕
February 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🙊
January 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Stoked that the Liberal Party are remaining truly relevant in Victoria after selecting a four-male person leadership team after today’s spill. 10 marks!
December 27, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Wholly underrated Christmas carol
December 12, 2024 at 3:26 AM
One of my friends. Code for a mutual hottie
December 9, 2024 at 11:07 AM