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Caribou Barbie looks like she was stomped by an entire herd of caribou.
April 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Again, no one asked to give a fuck, flying or otherwise. You either follow the law as laid out in the Constitution, or you don’t, in which case you are breaking the law. Next stop for you, an El Salvadoran prison.
April 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
“nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.” - it says “any person within its jurisdiction”. No one asked for your pity, just that you obey the Constitution.
April 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
So you believe if you have committed a crime, therefore no due process. That is NOT what the Constitution says, but you don’t care about what the Constitution says, right?
April 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It’s your fault for not qualifying the word heat - instead ask “Is Angelina Jolie in the movie Heat”. Garbage in garbage out.
April 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Therefore, Trump. How are we better off now?
April 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I love how you idiots claim to know what we full well know. Truth is we’ll never know if she could have stopped the genocide. Another truth is we already KNOW Trump is not going to stop the genocide, and we knew that long ago. We only had TWO options and you picked the wrong one and won’t admit it.
April 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Stop lying.
April 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You’re ignorance 100% connected to stupidity.
April 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
How to find the best roadkill?
April 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Meanwhile, MAGA cheerleaders are pumping their fists in the air saying “hell yes”. Fucking republicans suck!
April 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Stop lying.
April 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dem plants? Prove it or STFU.
April 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Other lying assholes?
April 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I was outraged as well by the idea of “banning masks”. Today, I realized this only applies to people at protests/demonstrations who are attempting to hide their identities. Still bad, still a freedom issue, but it’s not AS BAD as banning surgical masks in general for health/protection. Amiwrong?
March 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
You make a cogent argument, but, you are not seeing the reality of what MAGA’s prioritize. You can’t convince them that studying communities which are highly prone to suicide is a good thing because they don’t care about people who commit suicide. They lack empathy for anyone and everyone.
March 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
More like 29% of USA voted for him.
February 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If there are ten people at a table and nine of them are doing the seig heil, then you have ten NAZIs at the table.
February 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Crickets…
February 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It seems that way…
February 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM