Jordan
jordanb239.bsky.social
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
better bio tbd
edible?
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i see one around Baltimore often and if you can keep it running here you can keep it running anywhere
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
sometimes I think about how Hastert is still alive and only went to prison for a year for financial crimes
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
you can type anything into this box [handshake] you can type anything into a memo
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
pro: long black wool coat good
con: i have 2 dogs that shed
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
they would immediately call it an AI hoax and that would be that
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I think I'd pay an actual person to sit in during a meeting for me instead of AI
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
searched my text history with my sister and found names dating back 6 years lol. shoutout Beth O'Thewild and Mary J Bulge
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
all these dumb tech companies modeling their robot after an animal that trips and falls all the time as opposed to one that doesnt
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
text their non-straight siblings
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
need Gisele to blink twice if shes trapped
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
sub tequila for raicilla if you can find it (like tequila but smoother and fruitier)
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
every time lol. he's from NY like me so we end up shooting the shit about NY food
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I have not tried but outside chance I'll be going Thanksgiving weekend so 👀

(also pickle lemonade might still be on Popeyes' menu right now)
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
not the lemonade but the other stuff yeah it looks like. my wife's family is Polish and they swear by his sauerkraut too
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
get it next time you're there. the extra sourness puts it over. the other flavors are great too
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
hes great. have the same pickles in my fridge right now. pickle lemonade is shockingly good
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Peter Piper's Pickle Palace?
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I do weekly bar trivia for this
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
god id be so mad if I ordered a steak medium rare, the waiter said "perfect that's how we do it here" and then it came to me medium well
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
top tier "hes right but he shouldnt say it"
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
looking to the east on the dawn of the third day-ass light
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
pitt wins the bye week!
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
mogul* whatever
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM