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Jordan Campbell
@jordanacampbell.bsky.social
Her web connects us all. 🕸️

I love spooky things, pop girlie music, and nice people.

(And the Oxford comma).

Letterboxd 🍿: https://boxd.it/gSkd
about to watch minority report for the first time. locking in 😎.
January 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
when I watched better man a few months back I never could have predicted the culture war it was going to cause. this has to be the most tense moment for US/UK relations ever right?
December 29, 2024 at 9:38 PM
doing my obligatory post here. if it has a .0000001 chance of ruining el*n, i must help.
December 20, 2024 at 1:21 AM
and what if i said i liked kraven better than deadpool & wolverine
December 15, 2024 at 1:12 AM
kraven the hunter is for the amazing spider-man 2 girlies and no i will not elaborate
December 15, 2024 at 1:09 AM
luigi IS brat
December 10, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I have never misread a situation so badly
so we all agree that Moana 2 is about to get demolished at the box office right?
December 7, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Fellow people who grew up with the Graveyard Shift ep of Spongebob…Nosferatu is for US.
November 26, 2024 at 11:48 PM
so we all agree that Moana 2 is about to get demolished at the box office right?
November 26, 2024 at 2:35 AM
no matter your thoughts on either Wicked or Gladiator II, we can all agree that they both *feel* like movies.
a man in a red and silver superhero costume is smiling in a dark hallway .
ALT: a man in a red and silver superhero costume is smiling in a dark hallway .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 9:59 PM
can we ban pictures taken of movies in the theater on this app before it becomes a thing?
November 24, 2024 at 9:55 PM
my entire wardrobe is just neon at this point
November 23, 2024 at 1:58 AM
i guess i posted this a day too early… anyways don’t support that HP show and all the transphobia that comes with it
i’m so serious when I say I would be happy without ever seeing anything about Harry Potter ever again

(coming from a diehard fan until about 2015)
November 22, 2024 at 12:39 AM
and I am still waiting for a movie to top this one
20 years ago today, ‘THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE’ released in theaters.
November 20, 2024 at 3:42 AM
our firstborn and the most handsome good boy in town - Chief Brody 🦈🐾
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 AM
i’m so serious when I say I would be happy without ever seeing anything about Harry Potter ever again

(coming from a diehard fan until about 2015)
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Reposted by Jordan Campbell
Joe Biden was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
after the 3 losses we have been dealt recently, I think that only a different 3 can save us…and yes I’m talking about mamma mia 3
November 17, 2024 at 4:00 AM
wait Conclave really is that girl
a woman standing in front of a white wall with her arms crossed holding a pink purse
ALT: a woman standing in front of a white wall with her arms crossed holding a pink purse
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 11:42 PM
finally seeing Conclave today. I’ve heard it’s Vatican drag race so I’m expecting a diva off for the ages.
November 16, 2024 at 12:50 PM
The ice cream bandit has been apprehended.
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
10 horror films to get to know me 😈🩸🔪

Child’s Play 2
House of Wax (2005)
Nope
Hereditary
Malignant
Jaws
Scream
Tremors
Evil Dead 2
Friday the 13th VI
10 horror films to get to know me 🫶🏻🔪

✶ 1408
‎✶ scream
‎✶ orphan
‎✶ case 39
‎✶ as above so below
‎✶ the ring
‎✶ the shining
‎✶ the thing
‎✶ jennifer’s body
‎✶ ginger snaps
10 horror films to get to know me 🖤🗡🩸

The VVitch
Midsommer
Evil Dead
The Mist
Get Out
The Descent
The Cabin in the Woods
The Shinning
The Thing
Prey
November 15, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Reposted by Jordan Campbell
🦋 WELCOME TO BLUESKY! I recommend exploring our custom feeds, which are a little like hashtags but more interesting. We have them for academic and professional subjects, sports, cities, hobbies (e.g., gardening, baking), and many more. Search them in the sidebar under Feeds. 🧵
October 17, 2024 at 3:36 AM
My entire feed is half corgis and half cats…and honestly I don’t need anything else to sell me on this app.

Adding to keep the cat vibes going:
November 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I’d like to be considered for the position of Secretary of Education. My only qualification is barely passing high school Chemistry class with a D.
November 13, 2024 at 5:38 PM