Jordan Roher
@jordan.notclickable.social.ap.brid.gy
Seattle game and web developer.
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“One of us only dries, one of us only cries, one of us only blows bubbles. Wash your hands.”
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
“One of us only dries, one of us only cries, one of us only blows bubbles. Wash your hands.”
This looks amazing. I would love to drive a non-Ferrari with an interior this nice.
https://www.theverge.com/transportation/875799/ferrari-luce-jony-ive-interior-design-photos
https://www.theverge.com/transportation/875799/ferrari-luce-jony-ive-interior-design-photos
Ferrari’s first EV will have an interior designed by Jony Ive
Is this the real Apple car?
www.theverge.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
This looks amazing. I would love to drive a non-Ferrari with an interior this nice.
https://www.theverge.com/transportation/875799/ferrari-luce-jony-ive-interior-design-photos
https://www.theverge.com/transportation/875799/ferrari-luce-jony-ive-interior-design-photos
“We just give the bots the Internet, and we go make our own.”
- Casey Newton on Hard Fork
I cracked up. He’s describing the Blackwall from Cyberpunk 2077 (and earlier). I don’t see how this would work in practice, but yeah, this is the dystopia we were promised […]
- Casey Newton on Hard Fork
I cracked up. He’s describing the Blackwall from Cyberpunk 2077 (and earlier). I don’t see how this would work in practice, but yeah, this is the dystopia we were promised […]
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February 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
“We just give the bots the Internet, and we go make our own.”
- Casey Newton on Hard Fork
I cracked up. He’s describing the Blackwall from Cyberpunk 2077 (and earlier). I don’t see how this would work in practice, but yeah, this is the dystopia we were promised […]
- Casey Newton on Hard Fork
I cracked up. He’s describing the Blackwall from Cyberpunk 2077 (and earlier). I don’t see how this would work in practice, but yeah, this is the dystopia we were promised […]
I liked the first season of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, but the writing in this trailer is just awful. The dramatic trailer all caps words are more eloquent than what the humans are saying.
https://youtu.be/ZgWrFoaisdk?si=E4ICcHvc00AGtM3I
https://youtu.be/ZgWrFoaisdk?si=E4ICcHvc00AGtM3I
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I liked the first season of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, but the writing in this trailer is just awful. The dramatic trailer all caps words are more eloquent than what the humans are saying.
https://youtu.be/ZgWrFoaisdk?si=E4ICcHvc00AGtM3I
https://youtu.be/ZgWrFoaisdk?si=E4ICcHvc00AGtM3I
The Dark Queen of Mortholme can be finished in a lunch break. The writing doesn’t quite grasp what it’s reaching for, but you can see it. I enjoyed myself.
It gives you a lot of empathy for Dark Souls bosses whose attack patterns can’t quite hit that dodge-rolling jerk.
It gives you a lot of empathy for Dark Souls bosses whose attack patterns can’t quite hit that dodge-rolling jerk.
February 3, 2026 at 6:41 AM
The Dark Queen of Mortholme can be finished in a lunch break. The writing doesn’t quite grasp what it’s reaching for, but you can see it. I enjoyed myself.
It gives you a lot of empathy for Dark Souls bosses whose attack patterns can’t quite hit that dodge-rolling jerk.
It gives you a lot of empathy for Dark Souls bosses whose attack patterns can’t quite hit that dodge-rolling jerk.
I'm fascinated by this. Starting the countdown until it gets shut down, surely. I assume the whole thing was made with AI given the language on the landing page.
https://doomsdayrdy.vercel.app
https://doomsdayrdy.vercel.app
Avengers: Doomsday Preparation - Assemble Your Knowledge
Prepare for Doomsday. Assemble your knowledge and be ready for the Avengers: Doomsday event.
doomsdayrdy.vercel.app
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I'm fascinated by this. Starting the countdown until it gets shut down, surely. I assume the whole thing was made with AI given the language on the landing page.
https://doomsdayrdy.vercel.app
https://doomsdayrdy.vercel.app
I tried Sand Land. And it’s really bad. Boring writing, poor pacing, clunky combat, uninteresting driving. It kept my kids entertained, but it’s so unpolished I’m falling asleep.
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I tried Sand Land. And it’s really bad. Boring writing, poor pacing, clunky combat, uninteresting driving. It kept my kids entertained, but it’s so unpolished I’m falling asleep.
The moon had this amazing ring on it tonight. It looked like there had been a shockwave from the moon that pushed the clouds away.
The picture isn’t right. There wasn’t anything between the bright moon and the edge of the ring. Had to see it in person.
The picture isn’t right. There wasn’t anything between the bright moon and the edge of the ring. Had to see it in person.
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
The moon had this amazing ring on it tonight. It looked like there had been a shockwave from the moon that pushed the clouds away.
The picture isn’t right. There wasn’t anything between the bright moon and the edge of the ring. Had to see it in person.
The picture isn’t right. There wasn’t anything between the bright moon and the edge of the ring. Had to see it in person.
My iWork app icons got updated to the new style. I don’t hate it? At least they still work. It’s a little fun having some Liquid Glass icons on the nice OSes.
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
My iWork app icons got updated to the new style. I don’t hate it? At least they still work. It’s a little fun having some Liquid Glass icons on the nice OSes.
I tried UpScrolled for a minute. The app smoothness and server issues are expected for where they are in development.
What struck me as interesting was the complete lack of moderation and global filtering. I’m seeing posts in all kinds of languages. AI slop with talking Hitler.
I don’t use […]
What struck me as interesting was the complete lack of moderation and global filtering. I’m seeing posts in all kinds of languages. AI slop with talking Hitler.
I don’t use […]
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January 29, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I tried UpScrolled for a minute. The app smoothness and server issues are expected for where they are in development.
What struck me as interesting was the complete lack of moderation and global filtering. I’m seeing posts in all kinds of languages. AI slop with talking Hitler.
I don’t use […]
What struck me as interesting was the complete lack of moderation and global filtering. I’m seeing posts in all kinds of languages. AI slop with talking Hitler.
I don’t use […]
Highguard isn’t for me, which is fine. I enjoyed ARC Raiders for a couple weeks and was satisfied.
Things I liked about Highguard:
- Excellent UI and font choices
- The painterly aesthetic is a unique, subtle look, nicely done
- Good character designs, mostly (why is Final Fight’s Guy there?) […]
Things I liked about Highguard:
- Excellent UI and font choices
- The painterly aesthetic is a unique, subtle look, nicely done
- Good character designs, mostly (why is Final Fight’s Guy there?) […]
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January 28, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Highguard isn’t for me, which is fine. I enjoyed ARC Raiders for a couple weeks and was satisfied.
Things I liked about Highguard:
- Excellent UI and font choices
- The painterly aesthetic is a unique, subtle look, nicely done
- Good character designs, mostly (why is Final Fight’s Guy there?) […]
Things I liked about Highguard:
- Excellent UI and font choices
- The painterly aesthetic is a unique, subtle look, nicely done
- Good character designs, mostly (why is Final Fight’s Guy there?) […]
I got an Xbox 360 with Kinect to play some games I remember. My kids love it. Getting the sensor the right distance is tricky as always.
After I set it up with the wired controller, I got rid of it. All you can do with the 360 now is insert a disc and play a Kinect game. Works great.
We […]
After I set it up with the wired controller, I got rid of it. All you can do with the 360 now is insert a disc and play a Kinect game. Works great.
We […]
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January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I got an Xbox 360 with Kinect to play some games I remember. My kids love it. Getting the sensor the right distance is tricky as always.
After I set it up with the wired controller, I got rid of it. All you can do with the 360 now is insert a disc and play a Kinect game. Works great.
We […]
After I set it up with the wired controller, I got rid of it. All you can do with the 360 now is insert a disc and play a Kinect game. Works great.
We […]
What's wrong with this keyboard?
My 2021 MacBook Pro 16" has been well-loved, and I tried replacing its keycaps with fresh ones from iFixIt. But there were a couple keys that wouldn't work: the "v" and return keys. I'm sort of fine with return, but the […]
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My 2021 MacBook Pro 16" has been well-loved, and I tried replacing its keycaps with fresh ones from iFixIt. But there were a couple keys that wouldn't work: the "v" and return keys. I'm sort of fine with return, but the […]
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January 23, 2026 at 4:45 AM
What's wrong with this keyboard?
My 2021 MacBook Pro 16" has been well-loved, and I tried replacing its keycaps with fresh ones from iFixIt. But there were a couple keys that wouldn't work: the "v" and return keys. I'm sort of fine with return, but the […]
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My 2021 MacBook Pro 16" has been well-loved, and I tried replacing its keycaps with fresh ones from iFixIt. But there were a couple keys that wouldn't work: the "v" and return keys. I'm sort of fine with return, but the […]
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My plan to rewrite this Claude RPG code by myself, by reading tutorials and carefully inspecting each line, has hit a bit of a snag.
I found a tutorial that walks through the steps of building a dialog box system from scratch, with bloops and BBCode pauses and all that good stuff.
But it's for […]
I found a tutorial that walks through the steps of building a dialog box system from scratch, with bloops and BBCode pauses and all that good stuff.
But it's for […]
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January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My plan to rewrite this Claude RPG code by myself, by reading tutorials and carefully inspecting each line, has hit a bit of a snag.
I found a tutorial that walks through the steps of building a dialog box system from scratch, with bloops and BBCode pauses and all that good stuff.
But it's for […]
I found a tutorial that walks through the steps of building a dialog box system from scratch, with bloops and BBCode pauses and all that good stuff.
But it's for […]
So the Golden Globes does have a category for podcasts.
I love that these goobers want a prize next year. I enjoy their show, but they have a ways to go to compare to the actual best tech podcast, which rhymes with the Mergeblast […]
I love that these goobers want a prize next year. I enjoy their show, but they have a ways to go to compare to the actual best tech podcast, which rhymes with the Mergeblast […]
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January 20, 2026 at 8:14 PM
So the Golden Globes does have a category for podcasts.
I love that these goobers want a prize next year. I enjoy their show, but they have a ways to go to compare to the actual best tech podcast, which rhymes with the Mergeblast […]
I love that these goobers want a prize next year. I enjoy their show, but they have a ways to go to compare to the actual best tech podcast, which rhymes with the Mergeblast […]
In another fit of “I hate you Apple, here’s more money” I bought a refurbished 2024 M4 MacBook Pro to upgrade my otherwise identical 2021 M1 Pro. It has slightly more RAM and an anti-glare screen. Otherwise identical.
I’m not sure I’ll keep it. It really […]
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I’m not sure I’ll keep it. It really […]
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January 16, 2026 at 6:45 AM
In another fit of “I hate you Apple, here’s more money” I bought a refurbished 2024 M4 MacBook Pro to upgrade my otherwise identical 2021 M1 Pro. It has slightly more RAM and an anti-glare screen. Otherwise identical.
I’m not sure I’ll keep it. It really […]
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I’m not sure I’ll keep it. It really […]
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I send a weekly newsletter about family stuff to 62 recipients. I had to switch from TinyLetter to Mailchimp when the former service went away.
I always knew a “you have to pay to upgrade to a plan that’s 100x what you need and infinityx what you used to […]
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I always knew a “you have to pay to upgrade to a plan that’s 100x what you need and infinityx what you used to […]
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January 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I send a weekly newsletter about family stuff to 62 recipients. I had to switch from TinyLetter to Mailchimp when the former service went away.
I always knew a “you have to pay to upgrade to a plan that’s 100x what you need and infinityx what you used to […]
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I always knew a “you have to pay to upgrade to a plan that’s 100x what you need and infinityx what you used to […]
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I journal during the week while I’m at the office. Just have a OneNote page open and keep a short log of what’s going on each day. I started this during COVID when I was at home all day and losing my mind.
I’ve always wanted to do this in my personal life, but I don’t want to spend the time […]
I’ve always wanted to do this in my personal life, but I don’t want to spend the time […]
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January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I journal during the week while I’m at the office. Just have a OneNote page open and keep a short log of what’s going on each day. I started this during COVID when I was at home all day and losing my mind.
I’ve always wanted to do this in my personal life, but I don’t want to spend the time […]
I’ve always wanted to do this in my personal life, but I don’t want to spend the time […]
It's sweet of LEGO to include Velociraptor and Titanosaurus as characters on the box. I know they try to create distance with the green background, but no, Titanosaurus is as much a person as Martin Krebs and his jauntily stained shirt.
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
It's sweet of LEGO to include Velociraptor and Titanosaurus as characters on the box. I know they try to create distance with the green background, but no, Titanosaurus is as much a person as Martin Krebs and his jauntily stained shirt.
I successfully went back to an iPhone 16 Pro running iOS 18.6.2. I bought it from some lady on Facebook Marketplace for essentially retail price, and took it to the Apple Store to get a crack in the front screen replaced.
It was harrowing! They told me there was a chance that the machine would […]
It was harrowing! They told me there was a chance that the machine would […]
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January 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I successfully went back to an iPhone 16 Pro running iOS 18.6.2. I bought it from some lady on Facebook Marketplace for essentially retail price, and took it to the Apple Store to get a crack in the front screen replaced.
It was harrowing! They told me there was a chance that the machine would […]
It was harrowing! They told me there was a chance that the machine would […]
@imdavidpierce Flappy Bird isn’t completely gone. Seen in Bellevue, Washington.
January 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
@imdavidpierce Flappy Bird isn’t completely gone. Seen in Bellevue, Washington.
I got a belated Christmas present: a Siffrin plush from In Stars and Time! I'm so thrilled.
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I got a belated Christmas present: a Siffrin plush from In Stars and Time! I'm so thrilled.
iOS 26 asks if you like the color of the sky.
I read too much Tumblr.
I upgraded to iOS 26 and do regret it. It feels even more juvenile. Also like I’m stuck in someone’s shimmery bubble fetish.
But it’s not all bad. Most things are basically where […]
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I read too much Tumblr.
I upgraded to iOS 26 and do regret it. It feels even more juvenile. Also like I’m stuck in someone’s shimmery bubble fetish.
But it’s not all bad. Most things are basically where […]
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January 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
iOS 26 asks if you like the color of the sky.
I read too much Tumblr.
I upgraded to iOS 26 and do regret it. It feels even more juvenile. Also like I’m stuck in someone’s shimmery bubble fetish.
But it’s not all bad. Most things are basically where […]
[Original post on notclickable.social]
I read too much Tumblr.
I upgraded to iOS 26 and do regret it. It feels even more juvenile. Also like I’m stuck in someone’s shimmery bubble fetish.
But it’s not all bad. Most things are basically where […]
[Original post on notclickable.social]
TISSAIA: Another two apprentices dead. Is there something wrong with my program? Should I not be asking teenagers to act as human lightning rods? This is going to cast a pall on tonight’s Tide Pod Challenge.
#witcher
#witcher
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
TISSAIA: Another two apprentices dead. Is there something wrong with my program? Should I not be asking teenagers to act as human lightning rods? This is going to cast a pall on tonight’s Tide Pod Challenge.
#witcher
#witcher