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Jordan Michelle
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35●♀️●♐●🏳️‍🌈
☀️Orlando,FL
🌿Nature Enthusiast
🍰Food Witch
🎀Kawaii Connoisseur
🦇Spooky Sh!t
March (April?) Madness pizza night 🐊 half romesco half pesto 🤌 all delicious. Go Gators!
April 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Rule of Jenny Pen is one of the best horror films I've seen in a long time. Deeply uncomfortable watch. I loved it lmao. Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow was such A+ casting. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
April 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm getting PRETTY GOOD at making my own pan pizza 😎🤌🍕

Dough: Publix fresh dough from the bakery dpt
Sauce: ricotta mixed with Rao's pizza arrabbiata
Cheese: fresh mozzarella and shaved parmesan
Toppings: kalamata olives, sautéed mushrooms and onions
March 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I really do pride myself in being able to turn any leftover into bomb-ass fried rice 😂 veg: cabbage, broccoli, beech mushrooms and green onions. Meat: leftover roasted cuban pork and a teriyaki chicken thigh. Rice: yellow rice and beans. Seasoning: lime ponzu sauce and mojo. 🤌🤌🤌
February 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
How have I lived to be 35 years of age, and never tried Bánh Cuốn before? Have i really just walked right past it at the local asian market my whole life? Apparently so. But now it's my favorite thing.
February 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Every morning when I wake up, before doing ny hair, I look like the Kewpie Mayo Baby
December 18, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I'm feeling better YvY getting kitty snuggles
December 16, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I feel so fucking terrible today. Between the nausea from this goddamn medication, the lack of sleep, the shitty weather, and the new details I've learned about the night my dad died, I really, really don't want to "be" rn. This isn't a threat, don't be alarmed. I'm just so fucking tired.
December 16, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I've been desperately searching for a new horror book that actually grips me right away. So far The Queen holds NO punches 🐝 www.goodreads.com/book/show/19...
The Queen
The national bestselling author of #HorrorBookTok sensa…
www.goodreads.com
December 3, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by Jordan Michelle
i've made a sampling of small shops you can support for all your nature nerd gifts this year!

thread below! ⬇️ ❄️🧣⛄️🏔️
November 20, 2024 at 2:51 PM
A turtle and a tortie walk into a bar.
November 20, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Just a baby 🥹
November 20, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Here have a picture of Nilla Bean so u know it's me.
November 15, 2024 at 2:34 PM