Crombie is CromBYE? I thought you were doing a thing :)

I once sold an ink cartridge to 50 Cent.

I once did not sell an iMac to Stephen Fry.

And I had a perfect opportunity to murder a Dutch Prime Minister and make it look like an accident.

For more of that sort of thing - the annual shitrace in the Netherlands:

The race is known as one of the toughest races in the Netherlands. The ships of the strontrace sail from Workum to Warmond, deliver a bag of shit there, [...]

www.omropfryslan.nl/nl/nieuws/16...

I don't know why anyone would go to the trouble of posting anything online when you can easily have (and win) all conversations in your mind.

"Paus Pils!" he yelled, confident that the joke that worked so well in his head would find a spectacular reception.

I don't like to one-up people but...

Exactly how many people know about Roy Hodgson on Athletic Mince? Thinking about the Warhammer fan - British comedy fan Venn diagram I'm slowly realizing this wasn't just a secret in-joke for me alone :)

You can make your own through here:

htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

You'll be delighted to learn about Richard Herring's Stone Clearing podcast then :)

Up to 160 episodes by now!

See a wizard, drop a wizard.

From three years ago. I really don't get to pay as often as I'd like.

Took me a moment or two, as I'm not some raving lunatic who memorises different car brands' mottos (or writes lore pieces on them). Check out Audi :)

WIP - when the ferryman doesn't pay attention and a soul goes overboard, She'll take care of them.

A Reaper mini with Warhammer bits stuck on, also a try at OSL. So far haven't been brave enough to start with a dark green to cover her side.

What did Supertanskiii (or similarly, RussInCheshire) do - I miss them from my Twitter time. Every time I look for them here I just end up seeing them in mentions like this, disliked almost as much as the Tories.

Tastes will differ but I feel like I missed something, somewhere.

I can't stop seeing the Windows logo in this!

Ik vond deze wel raak:
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2023/11/kiss...

What worked for me on Twitter works for me here - just follow @daskwire.bsky.social and all the Warhammer will come to you ;)

To those who replied they have some codes unused - plenty of people are looking over on www.reddit.com/r/BlueskySoc...

Just check the latest Megathread and IM someone. Don't post in public or the bots might grab your code.