The people in charge of Dairy Queen have never been to Turkey and it shows. They really think just turning Blizzards upside down is impressive

Sometimes I think looking back that the 2000s were a really strange era for pop lyrics, then I remember I was 6 and probably misheard it all

If it’s called “geography,” shouldn’t maps be called “geographs”?

The vet today was very impressed with how “lean” and “muscular” my cat is

I think my ancestors would be proud of me. Specifically the medieval ones, because I own several purple textiles

Being at the mall when an emergency alert goes out and hearing hundreds of phones around you all go off at once is not fun

If fridges are meant to keep food cold, and they used to emit CFCs that made the world warmer, then those fridges were also creating a higher necessity to keep food cold and increasing their own demand

Fun Fact: not a single bill has ever passed through the horse parliament

Driving a car is not nearly as cool as Kraftwerk says it is. Riding a train is exactly as cool as Kraftwerk says it is. You can tell they learnt a lot in the 2 years between those songs