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Julia
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Things I tell my 3.5 yr old: no zebras on the trampoline

My 3.5 yr old: what about horsies?

Me: no horsies on the trampoline

My 3.5 yr old: sorry horsies. Mommy said no.
May 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
My 3.5 yr old wanted to play in the rocks. He started putting them in my hand and told me, “Mom, I’m making you marshmallows”.
April 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Chilis is where we go to solve our problems and book vacations
February 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My 3.5 yr old: Mommy, I have 5 questions and 4.
February 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Today was a win: my 2.5 year old went the full day without potty accidents!! We will for sure have accidents in the coming days, weeks, etc but this is a fabulous win for him!
April 28, 2024 at 1:04 AM
When it’s been a rough week and your husband surprises you by bringing home your current favorite wine 🥰🥰🥰
March 2, 2024 at 8:56 PM
It’s amazing and sad as hell when your parental figures continue their unhealthy, toxic cycles and behaviors despite being confronted again and again.
October 15, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Tonight my toddler went from dipping his pizza in ranch to just eating the ranch 😅 #vibes
September 18, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Watching calming sensory videos with my toddler last night before bed was so relaxing ✨
September 7, 2023 at 10:23 AM
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Shit's about to go down y'all
September 5, 2023 at 7:39 PM
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September 5, 2023 at 1:07 AM
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I don’t “need Jesus” I just really need a nap.
August 30, 2023 at 1:14 AM