Jacee
@jooday2.bsky.social
Just a woman who loves cats and living in a “Disney” bubble.
How did he end the war on saturated fat??? By eating it all himself??? I mean, by all means, he needs to keep eating it! Those ankles are looking SOOOO…um…“muscular”! If he keeps pounding down that saturated fat, then he’ll have ankles the likes no one’s ever seen before…only then will we have hope!
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
How did he end the war on saturated fat??? By eating it all himself??? I mean, by all means, he needs to keep eating it! Those ankles are looking SOOOO…um…“muscular”! If he keeps pounding down that saturated fat, then he’ll have ankles the likes no one’s ever seen before…only then will we have hope!
The only thing even remotely encouraging about him drinking milk is that he’s adding more fat and cholesterol to that already overweight mound of rancid orange Crisco that is his body. If McDonald’s and KFC could bring back trans fats for just a little while it might be enough to finally to free us.
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The only thing even remotely encouraging about him drinking milk is that he’s adding more fat and cholesterol to that already overweight mound of rancid orange Crisco that is his body. If McDonald’s and KFC could bring back trans fats for just a little while it might be enough to finally to free us.
And apparently, there isn’t one single fucking thing that can stop him.
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
And apparently, there isn’t one single fucking thing that can stop him.
Too little, too late. He’s a big reason this is happening in the first place. Just another idiot tRumper waking up.
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Too little, too late. He’s a big reason this is happening in the first place. Just another idiot tRumper waking up.
Jesus! Even his middle finger is tiny!
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Jesus! Even his middle finger is tiny!
He probably promised them some minor children after he gets everything set up.
January 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
He probably promised them some minor children after he gets everything set up.
The only way that asshole could have gotten hurt is from the recoil on his own weapon.
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The only way that asshole could have gotten hurt is from the recoil on his own weapon.
He’ll forget he said it by then and be on to something else that’s completely boffo.
January 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
He’ll forget he said it by then and be on to something else that’s completely boffo.
Let the FORD boycott begin! We can Tesla the hell out of them.
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Let the FORD boycott begin! We can Tesla the hell out of them.
Bet if someone asked him, he couldn’t tell anyone what he saved NATO from.
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Bet if someone asked him, he couldn’t tell anyone what he saved NATO from.
DHS IS the KKK. They don’t have to say anything. It shows.
January 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
DHS IS the KKK. They don’t have to say anything. It shows.
He’s such an ignorant prick. Biden has done nothing to deserve his insults. Trump on the other hand, has earned every tiny gasp of hope when he himself actually coughs. More than half the country holds their collective breath hoping that, that tiny trump cough might mean we’re almost free!
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 AM
He’s such an ignorant prick. Biden has done nothing to deserve his insults. Trump on the other hand, has earned every tiny gasp of hope when he himself actually coughs. More than half the country holds their collective breath hoping that, that tiny trump cough might mean we’re almost free!
Nothing strategic about it. Trump just wants an island like his friend Jeffrey had and he wants it to be filled with little whites girls. Greenland already comes with the little whites girls so he wants that one. It’s the biggest island in the world and trump has to have the biggest of everything.
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Nothing strategic about it. Trump just wants an island like his friend Jeffrey had and he wants it to be filled with little whites girls. Greenland already comes with the little whites girls so he wants that one. It’s the biggest island in the world and trump has to have the biggest of everything.
We’re plenty outraged. Where is everyone? The entire democratic side of congress, save a few, are GONE. Where are they? We only have the power to protest and right now they’re trying to scare us away from doing that. That and you can miss weeks of work, we can’t! YOU in congress have all the power.
January 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
We’re plenty outraged. Where is everyone? The entire democratic side of congress, save a few, are GONE. Where are they? We only have the power to protest and right now they’re trying to scare us away from doing that. That and you can miss weeks of work, we can’t! YOU in congress have all the power.
Nothing strategic about it. Trump just wants an island like his friend Jeffrey had and he wants it to be filled with little whites girls. Greenland already comes with the little whites girls so he wants that one. It’s the biggest island in the world and trump has to have the biggest of everything.
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Nothing strategic about it. Trump just wants an island like his friend Jeffrey had and he wants it to be filled with little whites girls. Greenland already comes with the little whites girls so he wants that one. It’s the biggest island in the world and trump has to have the biggest of everything.
Don’t even give them “poorly” trained. They’re 100% UN-trained. It looks like one very long children’s game of cops and robbers in the backwoods. Just with grown-ups and out in the open. For every angry ICEhole, there’s 5 more looking around at each other to see what the others are going to do.
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Don’t even give them “poorly” trained. They’re 100% UN-trained. It looks like one very long children’s game of cops and robbers in the backwoods. Just with grown-ups and out in the open. For every angry ICEhole, there’s 5 more looking around at each other to see what the others are going to do.
Because the head of our military is an idiot that has no idea what his job is or how it’s supposed to be carried out. He came in with a power boner and is only focused on the carnage he thinks should be associated with his office. Weekend anchor at a fantasy news station does not equal brains.
January 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Because the head of our military is an idiot that has no idea what his job is or how it’s supposed to be carried out. He came in with a power boner and is only focused on the carnage he thinks should be associated with his office. Weekend anchor at a fantasy news station does not equal brains.
I did the same thing 😂
*getting his ass kicked
*getting his ass kicked
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I did the same thing 😂
*getting his ass kicked
*getting his ass kicked
Nothing delights me more than Aaron Rodger’s getting his as kicked!
January 13, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Nothing delights me more than Aaron Rodger’s getting his as kicked!
Oh nooooo, that’s way bigger than anything Kegseth has done! Cue the giant childish meltdown from trump and the inflated numbers he’ll start saying was seized by bombing fishermen.
January 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Oh nooooo, that’s way bigger than anything Kegseth has done! Cue the giant childish meltdown from trump and the inflated numbers he’ll start saying was seized by bombing fishermen.
Good. These assholes need to be put in front of a judge to explain why they think what they’re doing is justified. Everything they do Is unprecedented and the rest of us would love to know their actual reasoning for their choices. Every single excuse makes them sound petty and childish.
January 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Good. These assholes need to be put in front of a judge to explain why they think what they’re doing is justified. Everything they do Is unprecedented and the rest of us would love to know their actual reasoning for their choices. Every single excuse makes them sound petty and childish.
Why does it always take 5 of them to get one non-resisting person out of a car. Are they that uptight about their own masculinity that they constantly have to put what they assume is masculinity on display? Why is it taking so long for them to see how absolutely brainless and ridiculous they look.
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Why does it always take 5 of them to get one non-resisting person out of a car. Are they that uptight about their own masculinity that they constantly have to put what they assume is masculinity on display? Why is it taking so long for them to see how absolutely brainless and ridiculous they look.
Soooew…if an ice agent is standing front of your car your brakes fail you’re just supposed to run into him or her because you aren’t allowed to honk and let them know you’re going to hit them?
January 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Soooew…if an ice agent is standing front of your car your brakes fail you’re just supposed to run into him or her because you aren’t allowed to honk and let them know you’re going to hit them?
Just keep asking this, but is there no way or no one that can LEAK the Epstein files. Whatever happened to ANONYMOUS? Are there no super-talented hackers out there that can take this on? Somebody, somewhere has got to have what it takes to bring this bloviating, blob of rancid, orange Crisco down!
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Just keep asking this, but is there no way or no one that can LEAK the Epstein files. Whatever happened to ANONYMOUS? Are there no super-talented hackers out there that can take this on? Somebody, somewhere has got to have what it takes to bring this bloviating, blob of rancid, orange Crisco down!