As someone who survived the Texas sesquicentennial of 1986, I am dreading the US semiquincentennial. The license plates, the merch, the tshirts. Can we please just say 250 or a quarter-millennium or anything but the dreaded S-word?

The >300 episodes of Hot Ones end with an invite to plug/promote (which is why the guest is there). It's phrased: "Let the ppl know what you have going on in your life", which always utterly baffles and confuses the guest, but Sean doesn't change the phrasing. I respect that.

Bill Hader is the greatest game show host to have never hosted a game show.

I judge people for using "should of" instead of "should have", meanwhile I'm over here writing "shoulda" and "prolly".