Bari is way too young.

Much less common. Random office buildings may have them, but when I tried this I got glared at by a Security guard who looked like a former defensive tackle who used to work at Blackwater.

Totally not a national security issue to outsource intelligence to a cokehead.

I think Northwestern fans are smart enough to put money on the 2026 Michigan State game.

Can’t wait for Fitz and Frost to reconnect in the Guaranteed Rate Bowl.

The reboot of the 1996 Rose Bowl ended the same way the as the original.

Ex-NYPD stay out of Lincoln. We don’t need any more harassment suita.

How long will you be sober? I had 23 years on 9/25.

My 10 year-old calls him Master Ass.

The Rubio detail is killer. However shame on Defector for not pointing out that Belichek got beat by Scott “A. Lee” Frost.

Any real life pearl-wearing, drunk-driving Grandma is a MAGA.

Nebraska is way sunnier than Illinois, but our Governor is a dunce.