Jon 🐘 🧛🏻🎤🎭
@jonvertuno.bsky.social
NYC based movie, theater, drag, music, and book lover. Tend to voice only the most extreme feelings towards certain artists/genres!
Mostly here to look at cats and cute man butts and sometimes make a snarky remark.
Mostly here to look at cats and cute man butts and sometimes make a snarky remark.
Nope. This is gold. I spit take-d!
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nope. This is gold. I spit take-d!
I miss riding my bike like I did before I had a car - the places I went - now I’m totally terrified of biking. even though visiting the Netherlands and Germany where there’s dedicated bike lanes and they’re used so well! Ahh such joy to have the first feeling of the wind in your hair!
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I miss riding my bike like I did before I had a car - the places I went - now I’m totally terrified of biking. even though visiting the Netherlands and Germany where there’s dedicated bike lanes and they’re used so well! Ahh such joy to have the first feeling of the wind in your hair!
Fully my nightmare! Too much toxic positivity - but unlike Carol…I don’t think I’d be able to reign in my fury/rage etc so I don’t foresee the “world” surviving their shakes
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fully my nightmare! Too much toxic positivity - but unlike Carol…I don’t think I’d be able to reign in my fury/rage etc so I don’t foresee the “world” surviving their shakes
It’s my preferred adaptation but that may be nostalgia…but I will still return to it before sitting down to the new one ever again.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It’s my preferred adaptation but that may be nostalgia…but I will still return to it before sitting down to the new one ever again.
(Am I gonna get my first moderation for being “mean”) but seriously…I’ll bitch slap a cockwomble so fast
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
(Am I gonna get my first moderation for being “mean”) but seriously…I’ll bitch slap a cockwomble so fast
I should be able to slap the shit out of you. I’ll start carrying around hot sauce & pour it on your tongue & Beat the shit out of your face. If it’s not a kink situation, you keep your goddamn trap shut … “piggy” isn’t a term of endearment unless you’re talking about Miss…& I don’t see her around
a man and a woman are standing next to each other .
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November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I should be able to slap the shit out of you. I’ll start carrying around hot sauce & pour it on your tongue & Beat the shit out of your face. If it’s not a kink situation, you keep your goddamn trap shut … “piggy” isn’t a term of endearment unless you’re talking about Miss…& I don’t see her around
I’d love to know if a double feature helps with pacing issues slightly cause that was my one big takeaway on Monday was “damn this went from slow to hyper speed real fast” but if I did the marathon - would it have felt less so? Still a win but definitely want to experience the full “experience”
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’d love to know if a double feature helps with pacing issues slightly cause that was my one big takeaway on Monday was “damn this went from slow to hyper speed real fast” but if I did the marathon - would it have felt less so? Still a win but definitely want to experience the full “experience”
Just like the equally despised blonde bimbonaire … I try to mute names/words/themes but people know how to get around that or don’t alt text photos - lol but I never turn down a moment to spar with you over this joker lol
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just like the equally despised blonde bimbonaire … I try to mute names/words/themes but people know how to get around that or don’t alt text photos - lol but I never turn down a moment to spar with you over this joker lol
His ONLY unforgivable sin?!
an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with her hands on her hips .
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November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
His ONLY unforgivable sin?!
The amount of flashes that went off last night…at least turn your phone brightness down and check to make sure your flash is off first if you’re gonna be a dummy! #noclass. #whateverhappenedtoclass
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The amount of flashes that went off last night…at least turn your phone brightness down and check to make sure your flash is off first if you’re gonna be a dummy! #noclass. #whateverhappenedtoclass
I MISSSSSSSSSS YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!! Sing out for me!!!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I MISSSSSSSSSS YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!! Sing out for me!!!!!!!
Just as I would expect! And she did the finger lipstick trick.
a man with glasses and a mustache is saying that 's just nasty .
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November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just as I would expect! And she did the finger lipstick trick.
She's delusional. "Where's God," etc.
Completely suicidal. One day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but she realizes out that teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression.
Completely suicidal. One day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but she realizes out that teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression.
a woman in a red jacket holds a sign that says ricki care
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November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
She's delusional. "Where's God," etc.
Completely suicidal. One day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but she realizes out that teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression.
Completely suicidal. One day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but she realizes out that teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression.
She’s an ‘86 baby like me!
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
She’s an ‘86 baby like me!
Cause I’m ready!
a woman in a leather jacket with the words are you ready scream behind her
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October 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Cause I’m ready!