Jonty Kershaw
@jontytbp.bsky.social
I think it's time we as a nation decide how to pronounce the first syllable of Pulitzer.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think it's time we as a nation decide how to pronounce the first syllable of Pulitzer.
Can I be honest? I don't know what actually happens if I choose to skip my pin number.
October 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Can I be honest? I don't know what actually happens if I choose to skip my pin number.
It's all a matter of context, isn't it?
July 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's all a matter of context, isn't it?
If they remake The Highlander, I think Billy Idol should replace Sean Connery.
July 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If they remake The Highlander, I think Billy Idol should replace Sean Connery.
I bet if vampires really existed, they would have themed restaurants.
July 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I bet if vampires really existed, they would have themed restaurants.
They should make Smurf Jerky. It would be blue and have Smurfs on the packaging, but would be otherwise identical to other jerky.
July 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
They should make Smurf Jerky. It would be blue and have Smurfs on the packaging, but would be otherwise identical to other jerky.
The government considers me A Queer and Pleasant Danger.
July 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The government considers me A Queer and Pleasant Danger.
If you do something that's on your to-do list, you're basically sabotaging your to-do list, so I'm against it
July 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you do something that's on your to-do list, you're basically sabotaging your to-do list, so I'm against it
I always have the feeling that the name Jim is short for a different name.
July 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I always have the feeling that the name Jim is short for a different name.
Every dinosaur we have found so far has been already dead, so I think we can assume they are all dead.
July 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Every dinosaur we have found so far has been already dead, so I think we can assume they are all dead.
Do they have Dunkin Donuts in Germany because if they do i have a kickass slogan for them
June 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do they have Dunkin Donuts in Germany because if they do i have a kickass slogan for them
Like the G in lasagna, real G's move in silence.
June 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Like the G in lasagna, real G's move in silence.
Reposted by Jonty Kershaw
the thing about not having an algorithm here is it's ok to have one fucking place that's not a popularity contest. we have the nielsen ratings. we have the charts. we have meta. everything is is already a popularity contest and it fucking sucks, globally. we can have one place where you vibe it out
June 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the thing about not having an algorithm here is it's ok to have one fucking place that's not a popularity contest. we have the nielsen ratings. we have the charts. we have meta. everything is is already a popularity contest and it fucking sucks, globally. we can have one place where you vibe it out
Most people don't know this, but the Home Alone movies are set in The Marvel Universe.
June 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Most people don't know this, but the Home Alone movies are set in The Marvel Universe.
One of the Great Lies of western civilization is quiche.
June 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
One of the Great Lies of western civilization is quiche.
Rough day. I have been laboriously writing a Y2K survival book, but my publisher informs me that they have gone out of style.
May 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Rough day. I have been laboriously writing a Y2K survival book, but my publisher informs me that they have gone out of style.
It's easy to improvise a song to your cat, because their language almost entirely rhymes.
May 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's easy to improvise a song to your cat, because their language almost entirely rhymes.
Hear me out: The next Wonder Woman...should be a drag queen.
May 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hear me out: The next Wonder Woman...should be a drag queen.
Years. Years, now. And I'm still trying to get one person to say "What's Updog?"
May 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Years. Years, now. And I'm still trying to get one person to say "What's Updog?"
If you spelled it right, The Country Club would be a good name for a strip club.
April 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you spelled it right, The Country Club would be a good name for a strip club.
Why don't they make prune ice cream? Surely the taste and the diarrhea aren't the only reasons.
April 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Why don't they make prune ice cream? Surely the taste and the diarrhea aren't the only reasons.
Is there a button on bluesky that blocks all the crappy Manga artwork I keep seeing, and if so where is it?
April 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Is there a button on bluesky that blocks all the crappy Manga artwork I keep seeing, and if so where is it?
I've been playing this video game on my phone called Robinhood. I used to be really good at it. I didn't know why my score is dropping suddenly.
April 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I've been playing this video game on my phone called Robinhood. I used to be really good at it. I didn't know why my score is dropping suddenly.
If things keep going the way they are, I may have to move back to the UK. I haven't lived there since I was 11, so I will probably have to take immigrant classes to learn how to pay my taxes and get ID's.
April 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If things keep going the way they are, I may have to move back to the UK. I haven't lived there since I was 11, so I will probably have to take immigrant classes to learn how to pay my taxes and get ID's.