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Jonti
@jontif.bsky.social
https://www.flickr.com/photos/jonfphoto/
Trying to be sensible but failing happily.
Just here to play away from the real world.
People who send you glitter covered Christmas cards don’t actually like you.
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
@elliehunterxo.bsky.social saw these today & thought of you. More proof that you’re in the wrong country 😉
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Connected up my old stereo today. Popped in 3 CD’s. Elastica, Inspiral Carpets & The Cure. Unfortunately CD player was being a twat, jumping all over the place. I now want to listen to those albums more than ever but have no means of playing them. ☹️
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m on annual leave but I’m at work. Can somebody bring me a pint of Guinness?
a person is pouring guinness into a glass from a tap .
ALT: a person is pouring guinness into a glass from a tap .
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December 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Just received a job alert for a photographer. Not sure why as the photographer I require the following qualifications:
“Qualifications for this role include a 34-inch chest, a height between 5'8" to 5'9", a waist measurement of 27-28 inches, and hips measuring 37 inches”
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Big spring tide tonight and the waves hitting the sea wall are shaking the house
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@elliehunterxo.bsky.social OK. Did I give it you or did you give it me?
alf is laying on a couch with a pink blanket and a pillow .
ALT: alf is laying on a couch with a pink blanket and a pillow .
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December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tis the season to buy shitloads of batteries
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
@stolenpinapple.bsky.social I saw it and I consider myself blessed.
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
It’s that wet rain today
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Feel like I’m being watched
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Just woke up to the TV showing the “Protect & survive” information films. Has it happened then? It’s been fun, see you all in the apocalypse
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
@elliehunterxo.bsky.social any success on the football pitch recently?
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Mowing today. Cold out so put some warm socks on.
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dear people who go to the gym one hour before it closes, stays until bang on closing time and then wants to have a chat before leaving. Nobody likes you.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Happy Birthday @thatbookbaddie.bsky.social 🍷🍷
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Seeing lots of Robins on here today, so I’ll share one of mine.
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
You’re going to tell me next that you’ve never had banana on your pizza
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I absolutely bloody love The Ashes. Sport at its finest.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ridiculously excited for tonight/ tomorrow morning. 🏏
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sun is out. Giving the grounds one final strim of the year.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Are we all sucking our Maltesers?
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
How’s the head this morning @elliehunterxo.bsky.social ? Hopefully in a better place. X
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Bath sealant done ✔️
Even managed to take the dogs on the beach
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM