Which state do you live in?
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Which state do you live in?
Kicked in. Hoping for the best!
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Kicked in. Hoping for the best!
At this point, why would anyone with a spine be in the White House press pool? Who would risk sending them there in case they said something to set the man-child off?
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
At this point, why would anyone with a spine be in the White House press pool? Who would risk sending them there in case they said something to set the man-child off?
Wait, did the idiots actually cut back on the Great Screwworm Wall?!?
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Wait, did the idiots actually cut back on the Great Screwworm Wall?!?
Don dokodoko Don dokodoko Don dokodoko....
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November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Because competence flows from the top and they're barely even started a four-year drought?
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Because competence flows from the top and they're barely even started a four-year drought?
Yeah, but what odds would you put on them still managing to fuck it up somehow?
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Yeah, but what odds would you put on them still managing to fuck it up somehow?
That Trump's word is completely worthless and his flimsy promises not even worth the energy of perceiving them?
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
That Trump's word is completely worthless and his flimsy promises not even worth the energy of perceiving them?
Jonathan Coulton - Tom Cruise Crazy [H.Q.]
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November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Preachin' to the choir.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Preachin' to the choir.
Strong framing device. Go on.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Strong framing device. Go on.
We both know that's not going to happen.
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We both know that's not going to happen.
I'd say neutral, since while fun-size is indeed smaller, it's often handed out free?
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'd say neutral, since while fun-size is indeed smaller, it's often handed out free?
I feel like this is a trap of some kind.
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I feel like this is a trap of some kind.
I for one am glad you did use it. And you did a good job of framing the punchline in such a way that any number of words could be used to describe it. The phrase "plausible deniability" comes to mind. 😁
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I for one am glad you did use it. And you did a good job of framing the punchline in such a way that any number of words could be used to describe it. The phrase "plausible deniability" comes to mind. 😁
There's a brother *even worse* than Bluto? Dang!
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
There's a brother *even worse* than Bluto? Dang!
She's gone insane. Then again, all of them have, haven't they.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
She's gone insane. Then again, all of them have, haven't they.
Cool. Just making sure. Forgive the paranoia; I've had a few too many cancer diagnoses come through my timeline recently.
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Cool. Just making sure. Forgive the paranoia; I've had a few too many cancer diagnoses come through my timeline recently.
Not when it's Trogdor fire, my friend. He works by different rules.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Not when it's Trogdor fire, my friend. He works by different rules.
... 😮💨 I'm going to be real with you. There's nothing new under the sun. Only the terminology changes. So I can buy 19th century stevedores writing a bukkake reference into their song, especially if it fit the rhythm.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
... 😮💨 I'm going to be real with you. There's nothing new under the sun. Only the terminology changes. So I can buy 19th century stevedores writing a bukkake reference into their song, especially if it fit the rhythm.
Stevedores, technically, but very much a part of that culture regardless.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Stevedores, technically, but very much a part of that culture regardless.
... you doing okay, man?
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
... you doing okay, man?
He appears to have found a countertop worthy of his presence.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
He appears to have found a countertop worthy of his presence.